Haiku for a Yime

[YemonYime]

Very special Yime

To person who write haiku

Most make Yime giggle

 

One chance per cacher

Low post count will raise eyebrow

Log off sock puppet

 

Voting not needed

This ain’t no democracy

Yime judges alone

 

Winner by midnight

Must stick to five, seven, five

Make Yime wet his pants

 

[+SUp3rFM & Cruella]

vioets are read

roses are blue

help me, please

since I don't know haiku

[+BisonWoman]

You want a haiku

On this Christmas Day

You jest, I must say

[+carleenp]

On the holidays

Coins, caching, forums, and such

Are part of the joy

[+PassingWind]

From my actual cache log for...

 

Spam Haiku (GCJE1E)

Noses and Toes

Boar no More

SPAM is forever, but a puzzle?

It felt like a CAT ENEMA (visit link)

 

Brown fish pokes his head

Once a pink brick so bright

I now flush my only pet

Out of sight!

 

Hormel has lost his head

See me in Austin M….N (visit link)

My home in the prairie

 

Access was slick

Much I got sticked

My hands got blood red

Thank you for number two hundred!!!

 

Edited December 26, 2006 by PassingWind

[+PaRacers]

Christmas

Ron Loeffler

 

Glass balls and glowing lights.

Dead tree in living room.

Killed to honor birth.

[+UOTrackers]

This entry by UOBrae If possibly my husband also on UOTrackers team will work on one also since he likes these and I usually have all the fun...

 

Cachers coin delight

crazy ruckus full of fright

me like you a lot

 

yep, not my forte!

[+ByrnedFish]

anyone can write

a haiku, just stop at the

seventeenth sylla

[+pghlooking]

320

Dollars that is for Yime coin

A shame he saw none!

[+501_Gang]

Tinkle yittle Yime

We want you to squirt this time

Did you tinkle Yime?

Edited December 26, 2006 by 501_Gang

[+Damenace]

Such Awesome Stories

That make our stomaches knot up

Yime, oh Yime don't stop!

[+nooks]

To write a haiku

First, I must learn how to count

The words will follow

 

[+cainrcc]

You think I can rhyme

First tell me what is a yime,

I might win this time.

[+chief20r2]

Green Yime

Is your body also

Freshly painted ?

[+redtailfalconer]

Heres my shot:

 

I stepped in some poo

Under a Yime Tree you fool

All over my shoe

 

Merry Christmas

[+BisonWoman]

Let me try again with the right number of syllables in the second line!

 

Geocoins are the

Most addictive things you see

Put some on the tree

[YemonYime]

320

Dollars that is for Yime coin

A shame he saw none!

 

You bring up sore spot

Yimes were not meant for profit

Sale without honor

 

Ebay for good cause?

Then fight fire with fire I shall

But link forbidden!

 

A caveat here:

Haiku prize NOT Golden Yime

Like Rudolph, it glows!

[+The Moops]

Got muddy today,

 

Pricker bushes in the way.

 

Geocaching... Hooray!

 

[57chevy]

Geocoin mouse click,

Groundspeak rules set aside today.

Citrus awaits, yay!

[Team A.C.E.]

Slice up the green fruit

Squish inside of pilsner glass

Makes my beer taste good

 

 

Team A.C.E. (Sparkeeeee)

[+crazycavelover]

Woot! A Yemon Yime!

Givin free at christmas time!

I've Been A Good Girl!

 

 

Happy Holidays

Edited December 26, 2006 by crazycavelover

[+stepshep]

The Yime is greenish,

I hope they give me a coin,

Please be me I plead!

[+AtlantaGal]

Lions in Tampa

the first game on new year's day

beat the Volunteers

 

[+sillygirl & jrr]

Fads come, and fads go

Beanies, coins, even caching.

Yime is forever.

[+pghlooking]

You bring up sore spot

Yimes were not meant for profit

Sale without honor

Lucky for me then

I have the coin I treasure

Worth more in pocket

 

U can make a buck

But at what cost to yourself

Honor is still priceless!

 

Glowing Yime today

It will make someone happy

Is all I can say

 

Good luck to you all

And may the best Haiku win

I got Yime, IT STAYS!!!

[+The Moops]

Yime, cacher sublime.

 

Intellect works overtime.

 

Disqualify me?

 

I know you only wanted one entry, but this is fun!

Merry Christmas

[+nielsenc]

finding in a cache

a geocoin what i want

i like to eat yimes

 

when posting i think

a golden yime i can find

to ebay i go

[+DresselDragons]

Christmas cheer, drink, toast

I think that Yime had the most.

What a sight to see...

 

Yemon chiffon yime

In a party dress this time?

Stop Yime stop!

 

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Ugh, that was bad, sorry...but makes for an interesting visual!

Edited December 26, 2006 by DresselDragons

[+The Moops]

Citrus in the flesh

 

Eschews the mundane routine.

 

Forces minds to toil.

[+nielsenc]

a drink i need now

a haiku i can not write

kids drive me crazy

 

this christmas day here

all coins and gifts given all

we shall remember

 

what is a haiku

yemon says i need to write

to enjoy the fruit

[+GeoSmurfz]

When I Smurf A Treat

 

While In The Smurfy Cold Deep Snow

 

Don't Smurf with Yellow Snow

[+pghlooking]

Ugh, that was bad, sorry...but makes for an interesting visual!

Yime tubing in dress

For all of TRIGO to see

Who cares the color!

 

Will do anything

Must be named Grand Appenger

Dresses have less drag

[+DresselDragons]

Watch where huskies go

Don't you eat that yellow snow

Not Yemon (flavored)

 

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Ugh, the lack of sleep is REALLY kicking in!

[+nutlady]

A drink for nielsenc

is the least that I can do

i share in your pain

 

living room warzone

every dish i own soiled

now cat climbing tree

 

ornaments shattered

tree no longer pine scented

now dogs own hydrant

 

mom has a headache

please make the pain go away

a yime for my drink?

 

Hope under paper

that was before on the gifts

my toddler I find.

 

must get paying job

for the bills I can not pay

donations my way?

Edited December 26, 2006 by nutlady

[+Pepper]

yime and bell pepper

add tomato to mixture

so tasty and fine

[+Fluttershy]

Bronze "left the building"

Yimes might be out of Season

But, Gold fills Stockings!

[ParentsofSAM]

A haiku by Samantha...the oldest daughter:

 

Oh Christmas is here

It only comes once per year

Only 12 months more

[+Pepper]

yaches are for fun

I should go out and get one

and yog it when done

 

oh oh oh....just one more

 

not trying to win

already have yimon coin

this is fun for me

 

ok that's it, thanks so much for the fun Mr. Yime

 

Pep-per

Edited December 26, 2006 by Pepper

[+The Moops]

Tanqueray and Yime,

 

Will withstand the test of time.

 

Cocktails anyone?

[YemonYime]

yaches are for fun

I should go out and get one

and yog it when done

 

Pep-per

 

Pepper is stubborn

Refuses to use switchbacks

Falls on patootey

[YemonYime]

Tanqueray and Yime,

 

Will withstand the test of time.

 

Cocktails anyone?

 

The Moops' unique name

Someday, I must decipher

Holy Toledo!

[+PaRacers]

Ok, here goes my own:

 

Yong yong ago in yand

far away, I wish for yime

maybe win today.

 

Edited December 26, 2006 by PaRacers

[+nielsenc]

five minutes to go

can not move from here right now

i really must pee

[+Pepper]

yime make pepper laugh

paytootey is just dandy

staying off switchbacks

[+stellarscapes]

Oh what is a yime

Can it be a yellow lime

Will it turn to slime

 

Please give me a dime

If I can find a good rhyme

In the nick of time

[glennk721]

Haiku is what he choses

I have my YIME so in time

Gifting of Yime to UnYimed

 

When I think of YIME

You must take the time to ponder

Whats he all about skinunder

 

Yime makes me wonder how

And where his thoughts of blunder produce

Coins from his minds thunder

 

 

There is my entry indeed would Yime someone Yimeless, Glenn

 

Edit to add , If its indeed a new finish, If I win keeping the bugger

Edited December 26, 2006 by glennk721

[+Shop99er]

In my Hand, Hot Glow

Citris geo bling, I smile

Pee Pee Dance, I do

[+GPX Navigators]

Abominable

Winter avatar he be

Cuddles Yemon Yime

 

 

Thanks for the fun!

[+Crowesfeat30]

Yime so green, sublime

Citrus so Ridiculus

I wish you were mine

 

CF30

[+DresselDragons]

Already have my Yime

Just writing to pass the time

I can't write Haikus!