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And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

 

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

 

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

 

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

 

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

 

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

 

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

 

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

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One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.

 

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

 

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot.

The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."

 

The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"

 

The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."

 

When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."

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Twas the night before Christmas

and all thru the house

not a creature was stirring

not even a mouse

the children were snuggled tight in their beds

while visions of geocoins dance in their heads

While up on the rooftop

I heard a loud thud

It was just Santa, shaking off the mud

I've been out caching, trying to score

that Moun10bike geocoin that you've been looking for

He looked quite dirty and lost a few pounds

from the hiking and climbing around

He was not successful on this minor quest

He apologized, and said "I tried my best"

I said that was okay

and told him of all the geocoins given away today

His eyes beamed, and he said "I am so proud

of the generosity of these cachers, this wonderful crowd"

Tis the spirit of Christmas, so warm and so true

I can see it in not one, but all of you.

He gobbled some cookies before he must fly

A small gleam I saw in his eye.

And laying a finger aside of his nose

And giving a nod, up to chimney he rose

And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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