Funny Logs

[avroair]

 

I would like to compile a list of funny or unusual log entries. Anyone seen any good ones, link them and share them here.

I was reading one of my own logs and was crying with laughter at the after reading all the perspectives from other cachers who were there. Buzzard Boy

 

Edited August 1, 2006 by avroair

[avroair]

Edited August 2, 2006 by avroair

[avroair]

And this one: hehe

[+Team Perrito Blanco]

 

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...97-c763aec00900

[+Packanack]

I don't think I'll be able to make it.

 

Oh, Its not an Event ?

 

Sorry, innocent mistake with all that colorful artwork.

[Captain Chaoss]

Pretty much any of the logs from this cache will fit the bill.

 

4x4 Hillbilly Hide

[+nikcap]

Our favorite event planned trying to getting deported

Edited August 2, 2006 by ekitt10

[+briansnat]

Its not one log, but if you follow Ariblossom's logs on my Hikers Series in order, they get progressively funnier.

 

I also love Johnny Rotten's logs. Here are two good ones:

 

Mt Hope Mines

 

Mt Defiance

[+The BeeGees]

Our favorite event planned trying to getting deported

 

He does have a knack for getting into trouble, not only with his "finds" but also with his "hides"

I believe he got interrogated for this one as well.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_detai...75-7d850024760f

[+fox-and-the-hound]

One of the best we've received so far

 

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...bc-926feebe845d

[+geobernd]

The best one of mine so far:

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...fd-b3069f90b8d0

(I now go there almost every night to see if I can find bigfoot )

 

That was actually this cachers last find - I can only guess why.....

Edited August 4, 2006 by geobernd

[+nikcap]

Karrooite cracks me up with his logs.

There is also this one ... once you get all the inside jokes.

What is your conceptual continuity?

Edited August 4, 2006 by ekitt10

[+Perfect Tommy]

How about a log in NADSAT?

[+nikcap]

After solving a puzzle cache, I only updated the longitude coordinates in my GPS. The final I had was off by 1/4 mile, in a most inhospitable swamp and brier patch you'd ever want to meet. After spending 40 minutes looking, I actually decided to bushwhack back through the stickers, relocate the cache mobile and tried to approach GZ from the north. This time was a mosey swamp and couple river crossings.

This is what I had to say about it.

[+Team Rampant Lion]

My funny log is actually my cache description for Adventurers Cache. The story is entertaining now but it was one of my most painful cache adventures ever. I notice that since placing the cache, only three people have found it so the story certainly wasn't a motivator.

Edited August 7, 2006 by Team Rampant Lion

[+lakelady]

My funny log is actually my cache description for Adventurers Cache. The story is entertaining now but it was one of my most painful cache adventures ever. I notice that since placing the cache, only three people have found it so the story certainly wasn't a motivator.

 

After going to read about the adventure cache I read TrailHound's log. It is pretty funny too.

 

February 22, 2005 by trail hound (912 found)

THEY DON'T CALL IT BEAR SWAMP FOR NOTHING!!!!!

As I was approuching G.Z., I saw a major disturbance in the snow, at the very spot my GPS'r was pionting...I got closer and started to see tracks in the snow....BEAR... (snowed recently).Soon I spoted some rocks, dirt, sticks and AN AMMO CAN!!! OUT IN THE OPEN!!!ON TOP OF THE SNOW!!!Then I saw, in the- very spot- that the ammo can, used to be, was A SLEEPING BEAR!!!

I slowly approuched the can, as silently as I could and grabbed it (five feet from Bear!) Walked a short distance away and opened the can...Yes!!!! F.T.F was Mine!!!~Not counting the Bear~

I did the usual signing and leaving of pencils and things...All the while keeping a close eye on the ~sleeping Giant~(20 yards away)

Now what to do???I know where it is SUPPOSED to go!!!! But the space is occupied by a hibernating black bear!!!

Slowly I approuch the den.....No movement.....This is Good!!!This is very Good!!!

I very deliberatly and carefully place the ammo can , ALONG SIDE OF THE BEAR!!!Being carefull not to touch or disturb it!!! Sweating bullets, I back up and let a sigh of relief...I DID IT!!!!!

I started heading back to the parking lot....Smiling at what I imagine the Next cachers eyes are going to look like when they find ~ the cache~.....Suddenly..........................................

THE ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF.!!!! I WAS DREAMING IT ALL !!!.....That's what I get for reading TRL's story before going to bed last night!!!!

GOT'CHA!!!!

Found with-out incident, I did however see Otter tracks in the area of the cache, must have been going from one water shed to the other. May be that was the savage critter Kev encountered!!!!

Took Nothing

Left FTF Card, FTF Dog Tag, pencils and a joke!!!

 

You've been found....trail hound!!!!!

Edited August 7, 2006 by lakelady

[+Peconic Bay Sailors]

TheBeeGees left a funny one in our archived "six of one, half dozen of the other" cache...

 

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...fc-d3d164b7076c

[+Harry Dolphin]

Different sort of humor, but I got this one this week. Out-of-towners staying in The City decided they should go for an NJ cache, so:

When you and your wife are staying at a hotel in midtown, the difficulty of reaching this cache is 5+. We had to take a bus $4 and a ferry ride $24 to reach this cache. It was by far the most expensive cache I've hunted to date. Once we got off the ferry, we ended up walking right past the cache to get to the initial coordinates. By retracing our steps, we went right to it. We were watched by a muggle resting and enjoying the view and listening to a baseball game in Spanish. I watched him as we walked back to the ferry and he didn't seem interested in what I had been doing. Hopefully, he didn't molest the cache. TNLNSL. Thanks for the hide. PS - On the ferry ride back a terrific thunderstorm came up and we ended up being trapped on the top deck of the ferry under an awning. It was raining and blowing so hard we couldn't get down the outside stairs to the dry passenger section below. Fortunately, the rain let up as we pulled in to the 39th Street Ferry Building.

[+nikcap]

This log by StayFloopy on Jenny Jenny made me laugh.

 

"I will NEVER understand Central Jersey roads. From US-1, I cut through the mall and then I went West to go East, and that turned out to be one huge jughandle. Then a numbered route I was following changed into a different number. Do people live here because they got lost and couldn't find their way out? "

 

Anyone that tried to navigate around Spaghetti Junction near Woodbridge knows what's going on here.

I truly believe half of the adventure to caching in central jersey is finding the correct parking.

[+nikcap]

It's fun to laugh at other's misfortunes.

 

I feel your pain WowWhoaWeeWa.

I once locked my keys in the car at the end of a awful first date.

Had to walk 2 miles in the rain to a friends house.

 

At least you found the cache, it's not all that bad.

[+Strike Anywhere]

Here is a log entry that maybe not too funny but it was a funny experience that I had to do in order to finally find this leaf covered - right out in front of major shopping mall door cache.

 

Six Gun Territory Cache Acting

[+avgraphics]

This one is funny!!

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...8f-005ab943da01

[+nikcap]

Spent sometime in NoVA this New Years.

Came across this one that I DNF'ed.

[+nikcap]

The ugly beauty of typing the 'tudes into your gps incorrectly: Courtesy of Wayfinders!