+Tallahassee Lassie Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Only two things comeout of Texas, steers and qu*****, And if you don't see any horns....... (paraphrased from "An Officer and a Gentlemen") Quote Link to comment
+CENT5 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 "Water never hurt a man. It keeps his hide from cracking." Walter D. Edmonds Quote Link to comment
+Coal7 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dont ever try to give a cat a bubble bath. Quote Link to comment
+Coal7 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 And always pack Duck Tape! Quote Link to comment
+Ciyt Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Don't pee on an electric fence. I could have used that advice a few years ago, of course, in my defense, the fence was hard to see Just to prove that electric fences are indeed carrying electricity, I then grabbed a live spark plug wire to determine that it does too flow in 'waves'! I survived my teen years, yes I did. Can you say 'personal fable'? heh heh Geotip: ... um....I'm drawing a blank here... Quote Link to comment
+sbeng Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 A good thing to remember, and there's no real way to confirm it, but by my estimates one-third to one-half of the US population might be employed as parking enforcement officers... Also, money can't buy happiness...but it can rent it. Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Always select and size your undergarments carefully. Quote Link to comment
davwil Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 (edited) Use either 1 watch or 3 watches. Never 2. Edited July 16, 2006 by davwil Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Only repeat the lather and rinse thing once. Quote Link to comment
+prairieview_IL Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Buy low, sell high. Quote Link to comment
+Davispak Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Never upset a pregnant lady, If you are in the area when they become upset, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT! stay low, seek cover, and throw chocolate in their direction to distract them. If they go for it, RUN! Quote Link to comment
+Jhwk Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Always bring a pen and paper Don't stick your hand in a functional toaster (edit for cleanliness) Do your best Have fun! Quote Link to comment
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