+Notebook Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 hey anyone got tips for the shadow ?? Quote Link to comment
+martinell Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Tip: Don't eat the yellow snow. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 The Shadow doesn't need any tips. The Shadow Knows.... Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Stay out of the sun. Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 do not accept food from the pig. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Don't break trail before you see if the trail curves right to the cache. Don't wipe with three leaves. Find the cache BEFORE you GO. Quote Link to comment
+thestray Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Don't wear blue socks with brown hiking boots. Quote Link to comment
+SG-MIN Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 always carry spare batteries Don't lean over the boat with your GPS in your shirt pocket Check your pockets before you wash your pants Check the roof of your car before you drive off. Quote Link to comment
+Trizumi Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Don't stare directly into the sun Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Don't run with scissors. Quote Link to comment
+cache_test_dummies Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 1) Don't tug on superman's cape 2) Don't spit into the wind 3) Don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger 4) Don't mess around with briansnat Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 you are not a real geocacher unless you have camo-duct tape in your swag bag. Quote Link to comment
+Maingray Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Post regularly asking whether you can use GPSr on a flight. Quote Link to comment
+oldsoldier Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Dont shower with power tools. seriously. It says so on the instruction manual. Quote Link to comment
+Foothills Drifter Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Howdy...... Don't squat with your spurs on... Vern... Quote Link to comment
+Corp Of Discovery Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't back into your parking spot. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Quote Link to comment
+StarBrand Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Mark where your car is. Exception if still in your driveway. Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't jack car by the oil pan. (Saw that sticker on a couple GM vehicles) Shut off engine before replacing fan belt. (another wonderful lawyer required "warning" label) Quote Link to comment
+Tharagleb Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Do NOT taunt happy fun ball: Happy FUN BALL! -only $14.95- Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching Vertigo Dizziness Tingling in extremities Loss of balance or coordination Slurred speech Temporary blindness Profuse sweating Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! Edited July 11, 2006 by Tharagleb Quote Link to comment
+FamilyDNA Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you drop your brand new fishing pole, hit "mark" on the GPSr. You can come back at the end of summer when the lake is low and wade to your pole. (True story - happened to my Father-in-Law.) Quote Link to comment
Ferreter5 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Never sit on a skunk. ...and... Don't go out in the rain without your bumberchute (that's an umbrella for you sophisticated types). Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Wear clean underwear ... the people in ER really do check for that. Quote Link to comment
+Bear Paughs Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 1. Keep it out of daylight 2. Never get it wet 3. Never, ever, feed it after midnight Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. (Fishingfool's sig line on occasion, and very good advice.) Quote Link to comment
+Maingray Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 The contents may be hot. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 In case of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Place the mask over your mouth, draw out the tube, and inhlae normally. The bag will not inflate, this is normal. Quote Link to comment
+WascoZooKeeper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Void where prohibited. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Never make the first or third out at third base. Quote Link to comment
+WascoZooKeeper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Drink upstream from the herd. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Do Not Touch Knife With Your Hands! Especially while it is moving. From the meat slicer in my restaurant kitchen. Well, duh, aren't we made of meat too? Edit to add that there is even a neat little picture, just in case you aren't sure what is the knife and what is your hand. Edited July 11, 2006 by wimseyguy Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 yes, that flamingo is armed and has a 45 cal. in an under the wing holster to prove it. steer clear of flamingos. Quote Link to comment
ElementalJay Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Always kick the side of the Porta-John before sitting down, especially at night. The little splashing noise will be the scorpions falling down from the warm under-side of the seat. (Given during a safety brief upon arrival in Kuwait). Quote Link to comment
+Recdiver Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Never sit on a skunk. ...and... Don't go out in the rain without your bumberchute bumbershoot (that's an umbrella for you sophisticated types). Fixed Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Always kick the side of the Porta-John before sitting down, especially at night. The little splashing noise will be the scorpions falling down from the warm under-side of the seat. (Given during a safety brief upon arrival in Kuwait). yikes!!! Quote Link to comment
+fishingfools Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "When in doubt, poke it with a stick" Quote Link to comment
+Lighteye Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Always shake out your boots before putting them on in the morning. Quote Link to comment
+4leafclover Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't wear blue socks with brown hiking boots. Why Not? Post regularly asking whether you can use GPSr on a flight. you can. Quote Link to comment
+Mandollyn Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose! Quote Link to comment
+Pyewacket Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Avoid sand and pine needles. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 One spoonful to relax. Two to make you sleep. Three spoonfuls and you'll never wake up... You name the show. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Please feed the birds and fish but don't feed the alligators... How do I tell a hungry alligator it can't eat my bread? Or leg for that matter. Quote Link to comment
FallenFaery Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it. The Lord loves a working man. And don't never, ever trust whitey. Quote Link to comment
+Recdiver Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 You catch you clean it. When appying pressure to the knife keep the sharp side down. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Black bear scat (when firm) is tubular, between 1-3/8 inches and 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Because black bears are mostly vegetarian (eating grass, roots, pine nuts, berries, buds, leaves, bark and nuts), bear scat often contains plant matter. Also look for the remains of other common black bear food: insects, eggs, birds, mice, rats, chipmunks, ground squirrels, fish, honeycomb, and carrion. Grizzly bear scat measures 2-1/4 inches, smells like pepper and often has little bells in it. Quote Link to comment
+WascoZooKeeper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. Read the thread before posting Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Measure twice, cut once. Quote Link to comment
+Tharagleb Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe. Quote Link to comment
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