wheetree Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I posted the following in the GONIL Forum as a humouros satire with a very serious issue and have received a few replies. We have a problem up here with the forest preserves being the meeting places for sexual rendezvous' for homosexual males. I've been propositioned more than once in parking areas, and I'm still new at this. Am curious how widespread this problem is. Dear Miss Manners: I need your advice. While out geocaching today I came into a clearing and saw a naked obese man sitting on a picnic table. Not knowing what to do or say, I said "Keep an eye out for ticks" and skirted around the edge of the clearing. He waved, held up a bottle of OFF and said "I got it covered." A little uncomfortable, but not too bad. Bad was still to come. A little further down the trail I glimpsed more bare skin ahead and started cutting a wide circle into the woods to avoid seeing whatever might be going on. I think it was a couple where someone was "eating a hotdog", I didn't get close enough to tell for sure. Fortunately, my wife called my cell phone at that time to remind me of our dinner plans. The ringing alerted the couple to my presence and they left in a hurry. What should I have done in these situations? What if I'd had children with me? Thank you for your advice Ill in Illinois Quote Link to comment
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