+Zork V Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Thought we could have some fun with this, For starters "Are we there yet?" Quote
+KoosKoos Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 "Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east" Quote
+Wander Lost Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 "Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east" You must have the Magellan version. Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 uh-oh. You brought spare batteries didn't you? Search for the nearest Walmart? I thought we were going caching. Quote
+Tallahassee Lassie Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 "You are now under my complete power. You must follow caches wherever you go. You must think of nothing else." Quote
+Maingray Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "You've walked in the same circle five times now". Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Where the heck have you taken me? or I know where we are do you? Quote
+wimseyguy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Maybe you should stop paying so much attention to me and start actually looking for the cache now? Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 ( used only after finding the cache) You did waypoint your car right? I got us here now you get us back. please insert five dollars for instructions to your vehicle, ten for accurate ones. Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Ten seconds to warranty expiration 10, 9, 8... Quote
+Maingray Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "I don't think you'd better search for a close MacDonalds again, you're getting quite a tummy." Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Press red button to abort missile launch. ( no red button of corse) (Have it ramdomly make farting noise while inside city limits) Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 (under heavy tree cover) Bzzzzzzzzzzzz (get it? ) Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 (edited) (The woundefull quote from Braveheat) The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're f***ed. Edited June 22, 2006 by humanloofa Quote
+RichardMoore Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "You are within 12 feet of the cache. With an accuracy of 186 feet." This has happened to me. Quote
+RichardMoore Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east" And then it snickers. In that nasal nasty cartoon character snicker. Quote
+DocDiTTo Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Left turn ahead -- Turn left. Left turn ahead -- Turn left. Left turn ahead -- Turn left. Left turn ahead -- Turn left. I actually got that from TomTom. When I heard the 4th left, I just had to laugh. Nothing like $200 worth of software telling you to go in a circle. Quote
bogleman Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I said turn up, no the other way turn here, I said turn here jeeez you missed the turn, turn up and go here Quote
+Marbig's Woodenheads Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 The coordinates for this cache do not compute do not compute do not compute do not compute . . . . . . . . . And then smoke issues out of the GPSr Quote
+Jhwk Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 No stupid it's behind that (tree, rock, wall, bolt, sign, stack of sticks, brick, stump, knothole, birdhouse, hobo, drainpipe, ........) Quote
+ranger-rob Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "You are here, no here, no here... ok now you're here, here, no here ..." Quote
+Team Dubbin Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Spin in a circle twice while everyone laughs at you to calibrate the compass. Quote
+SUp3rFM & Cruella Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "You're not going to log a DNF and blame it on me!" Quote
+wimseyguy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Found it just kidding Found it just kidding Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 ( when you loose signal it starts making gasping sounds) need air, can't breath, I think I see my ancestors, heading towards the light. Quote
+SUp3rFM & Cruella Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "Geez! I brought you here, you spent 1 hour looking and can't find it? Ok, I'll tell" Quote
+nvcw Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Turn Left....No Right...No I mean Left! Dangit Listen to ME!!!! Quote
+Boot Group Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 <sigh> Did you check that obvious pile of sticks right in front of you? Quote
+Miragee Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I thought this cartoon a few Sunday's ago was funny: After my caching adventure yesterday, my GPSr would say: "Not another DNF! I'm embarassed to be with you." Quote
+Team JSAM Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 "Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east" Quote
OuttaHand Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 After about 15 minutes of being within 15' of the coords, it says ... [sound of foot tapping] "Are you STILL looking???" Quote
+jtd18801 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 How should I know how to get there their your in-laws Or We've been to look for that cache 6 times already and you havent found it yet ask your just ask your wife SHE found it in a few seconds. Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Ya know, I can update myself to Military grade accuracy. Buy me a protective case and we have a deal. Quote
+thedeadpirate Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 "You are within 12 feet of the cache. With an accuracy of 186 feet." "Turn left; my left, your right." Quote
+Whistlen Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 "In 5 seconds, your GPS will self-destruct!" Quote
+humanloofa Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 If you keep that up I will turn us right around and go home. Quote
+BlueDeuce Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 "Machines are incapable of lying. The cache is out there in the lake!" Quote
+Drgnsrealm Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Here are a few, just off the top of my head... "Use the force, use the force." "If I tell you where the cache is, then I'd have to kill you." "I know where you've hidden the bodies." "The cache you are trying to reach is no longer within range. Please log a DNF and try again later." (Plays 'Hail to the Chief' very loudly, every time you find a cache) "Micro? MICRO? We don't look for no stinking Micro's." "If you bring home one more McToy..." "You had better call the bomb squad on this one. It looks to be camo'd ammo can full of golf balls and Mctoys. Let 'them' blow it up. *evil laughter* "No, three leaves are fine. That's an old wives tale. Go ahead, use them to wipe your arse." "Honest! It's right over there, give or take twenty feet." "So you didn't find it. Who's going to know? Just log it. It's all about the numbers, right?" "You spent HOW MUCH on Ebay for that geocoin? Heck,I'll show you where you can find one. And it's free!! Yes, you'll have to get dressed. Yes, and you'll have to get out of the house.... Yes, gas is expensive. Oh...never mind." "See, I told you you should have taken that left. Hey, can I help it if you're holding me upside down?" "Repeat after me! "I am not a chew toy. I am not a chew toy". "No, I'm not a magic wand. You can't just wave me around and expect me to find it for you. What do you think I am, a Garmin? "Just because there are no stop signs on my maps, doesn't mean you can ignore them." "What do you mean you can't find level 42? I'm not a Game Boy, you idiot." (Heavy breathing) (Your Name) "I am your father." (More heavy breathing) If at first your don't succeed, Screw it and go to the next one. *Darn Micro's* "Just ask the guy over there, the one with the sign that reads, "Judgement day is upon us". Maybe he's seen it." "If you kiss one more frog..." "So that's what a dead hamster looks like. I thought they had more...hair." "I'll get you my pretty, and your little TB too." "Oh! You meant the Smitt cache. Sorry!" Quote
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