wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I have my own Briansnat shrine set up at home. It sits right betweent he water heater and the washing machine. Every time I hit the rinse cycle I'm reminded of him.... and when it's agitating it's just like he's there with me. I really was going to be a "good girl" like I was told to be, but THAT is just too funny yo ignore.... Sorry.... Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 *TL holds his breath... phpthphpthphpthphpthphpthphpthphpth! ...couldn't hold it very long* Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Well I think we got the pig herded off. Somebody lock that bathroom window so he don't climb out again. OH MAN! I knew there was a reason it was locked.... Sorry Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 tucks her tail between her legs and scurries away..... Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Another one bites the dust! And another one's gone! And another one's gone! Another one bites the dust! Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 it's looks like we got it under control! you guys can come out now! Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ... and I have the Briansnat action figure with the Kung Fu grip and the Briansnat sheets and pillowcase set with matching shammy and four pairs of Briansnat Under-roos with extra elastic support and the Brinasnat toothpast and the Briansnat truss and the Briansnat bubble gum ... Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 (edited) Whoops! Get 'im guys! Edited June 20, 2006 by TotemLake Link to comment
+Totem Clan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I told you to check that window. Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 My head's not quite all there. Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 oh geez! here! you grab his trotters and i'll get the snout. Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...and when I touch myself I feel my whole body just sing out BRIANSNAT! BRIANSNAT! BRIANSNAT! ... Link to comment
+WascoZooKeeper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Well I think we got the pig herded off. Somebody lock that bathroom window so he don't climb out again. OH MAN! I knew there was a reason it was locked.... Sorry Why was Wanda trying to get into the Men's Room, anyway? Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 oh geez! here! you grab his trotters and i'll get the snout. NOT without rubber gloves. Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Better yet, where's Criminal's rubber suit? Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 oh, gross! he's drooling. someone hand me a depends! Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 oh, gross! he's drooling. someone hand me a depends! Here! Link to comment
+Totem Clan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Have we still got that tranquilizer gun under the bar? Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Well I think we got the pig herded off. Somebody lock that bathroom window so he don't climb out again. OH MAN! I knew there was a reason it was locked.... Sorry Why was Wanda trying to get into the Men's Room, anyway? Well, Umm, Errr, Ummm I'm still trying to see what all they have wrote about me in there, but I was so busy hearing this odd sound and seen the window closed and figured that was the reason for the smell, I unlocked and opened the window and umm yeah..... Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 (edited) ... and when I hear Briansnat calls my name - and I know he will someday - I will truly know bliss ... "Torry," he will say in those sweet dulcet tones, "It's not about the numbers. It's never been about the numbers. It's always been about you." Edited June 20, 2006 by Torry Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 thanks! it's the XXXXXXL size. good. Link to comment
+Vinny & Sue Team Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Judging from responses in various threads and from the PMs and e-mails I receive, about half the people here agree with what I have to say, while the other half think I'm totally off base. If that second half would come over to the light side and agree with everything I say, the nastiness and angst here will disappear instantly. So how about it? For those of you who find yourselves disagreeing with me, here are some useful phrases to aid your transition... AAARRRGGGHH! Brian, I do not like bland happy sterile vanilla forums filled with agreeable bobble-heads on Prozac. Further, I disagree with everything you wrote in your post and with everything you have ever written! In fact, you are a nothing but a pusillanimous polecat, a hooligan, a scalawag, and a carpetbagger, and a neurasthenic to boot! So there! You left out "nattering nabob of negativism". So sorry! Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Have we still got that tranquilizer gun under the bar? i left it in the last cheers. Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Have we still got that tranquilizer gun under the bar? Ummm No I don't think so.... Remember that art in the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back? Well, I found it (the TG) and wanted to try it out... Link to comment
+Totem Clan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh man, that aint his snout, and that aint drool! Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 It's the only stuff we keep stocked. Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I have a Briansnat tattoo. Most of the time it just says "Brat." Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh man, that aint his snout, and that aint drool! Now you know the reason I was holding my breath... Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh man, that aint his snout, and that aint drool! eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! *runs to the showers* i give up! you guys get him. Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Have we still got that tranquilizer gun under the bar? i left it in the last cheers. Yeah! That's what happened to it.... Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Brian? Brian? Where are you? Why don't you talk to me? Who else do I have to kill to make you realize that I am the one for you? Let me know quickly, I'm running out of room in the crawl space. Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 There's a little bit of Briansnat in all of us ... but not for long. Soon it will all be mine... Mine. ... MINE! Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I have a Briansnat tattoo. Most of the time it just says "Brat." Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ... and there's the Briansnat mug and the Briansnat 9mm and the Briansnat skin cream with extra aloe and the Briansnat curtains and the Briansnat Cialis dispenser and the Briansnat Purple Pony Alarm and the Briansnat seat covers and the Briansnat personal hygiene spray ... Link to comment
+Totem Clan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Throw some peanut M&M's in there. He loves chocolate. Link to comment
+TotemLake Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 The battle's been lost boys! Time to do a tactical retreat! Link to comment
+Airmapper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Will this run the pig off? Link to comment
+Totem Clan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Go Go Go! I got you back! Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Will this run the pig off? Nope, he likes fire...... Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sometimes I lie awake all night staring at the naked light bulb on the ceiling of my dingy room and wondering what I can do to make Briansnat part of my life forever..... just waiting and staring and waiting and staring ... until the bulb grows blurry and thoughts of Briansnat fill my aching brain and I can hear him laughing but he's not laughing in a good way he's laughing in a bad way and he's laughing at me and they're all laughing at me so I grab the... Link to comment
uperdooper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Will this run the pig off? naw! he's wearing insulated kevlar! a retreat is in order. BACK TO THE BAR, EVERYONE!!!! snoogaritas are on the house. Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ... No ... No .. Briansnat loves me he loves only me and he will come to realize that one day and we will be happy and live in the cave I've dug out in the hills and he will not chew through his leg restraints like the other ones try to do .... Link to comment
+Airmapper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Torry, is it Briansnat, or Briansnot? Link to comment
wandat24 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 takes her shirt off and walks back in. Here piggy piggy.... Where ya at?! Come on now I'm your friend You know I am.... Runs back out in hopes he follows.... Link to comment
+Torry Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Torry, is it Briansnat, or Briansnot? Didja need to see the tattoo? Link to comment
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