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Captain Clorox?


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When a note from CYBret doesn't make you fret,

When a jiggle from a Quiggle only makes you giggle,

When words from Keystone don't chill you to the bone

And a brick from mtn-man doesn't make you change your plan,

 

Then, my friend, prepare to meet your end

May your socks be filled with holes that will never ever mend

They'll be bleached with liquid Clorox until free of stains and white

Then be condemned to spinning in the dryer, day and night.

 

For puppets may be fun in forums at other sites

but here they're fought by superheroes wearing tights

So beware of Captain Clorox, for he'll send you to your tomb

There's no "delicate" cycle in the Purple Dryer of Doom!

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Ok, take a look at this guy: Captain Clorox

 

Occupation: Hanging Sock Puppets Out to Dry

 

Which one of our "Bored" Mods is behind this Masked Mennace for Puppet Perpetrators? :P

 

My vote is for the moose! If not him, then it has to be Cybret.

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When a note from CYBret doesn't make you fret,

When a jiggle from a Quiggle only makes you giggle,

When words from Keystone don't chill you to the bone

And a brick from mtn-man doesn't make you change your plan,

 

Then, my friend, prepare to meet your end

May your socks be filled with holes that will never ever mend

They'll be bleached with liquid Clorox until free of stains and white

Then be condemned to spinning in the dryer, day and night.

 

For puppets may be fun in forums at other sites

but here they're fought by superheroes wearing tights

So beware of Captain Clorox, for he'll send you to your tomb

There's no "delicate" cycle in the Purple Dryer of Doom!

Whoa ... this guy is good!

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When a note from CYBret doesn't make you fret,

When a jiggle from a Quiggle only makes you giggle,

When words from Keystone don't chill you to the bone

And a brick from mtn-man doesn't make you change your plan,

 

Then, my friend, prepare to meet your end

May your socks be filled with holes that will never ever mend

They'll be bleached with liquid Clorox until free of stains and white

Then be condemned to spinning in the dryer, day and night.

 

For puppets may be fun in forums at other sites

but here they're fought by superheroes wearing tights

So beware of Captain Clorox, for he'll send you to your tomb

There's no "delicate" cycle in the Purple Dryer of Doom!

Whoa ... this guy is good!

icon8.gif Good? That isn't the word I was looking for.

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I've used sock puppet accounts here to discuss puzzle caches and cache hides. If I used this account it would give too much away.

 

Socks aren't always bad...

 

Paul

Socks have been allowed in the past in order to keep the kider a secret on puzzle caches. Socks that stir up trouble in the forums are a different matter entirely

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When a jiggle from a Quiggle only makes you giggle

 

Then it might start to look like this:

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There's no "delicate" cycle in the Purple Dryer of Doom!

Doesn't someone else around here use Purple Power?

 

EDIT: darn quote tags.

Edited by Airmapper
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Please do not flame me because I have a very legit question, what exactly is the true meaning behind a sock puppet on here?

 

an account created for the sole purpose of making posts without the general public knowing who you really are.

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Please do not flame me because I have a very legit question, what exactly is the true meaning behind a sock puppet on here?

 

an account created for the sole purpose of making posts without the general public knowing who you really are.

 

usually inflammatory posts. :)

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Sock Puppet 1:

 

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Sock Puppet 2:

 

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Who watches the watchers?

 

Does it really take a puppet to catch a puppet?

 

The responses to this thread only give me more questions than before.

 

pets_com_sock_puppet.jpg

 

Maybe they just all need to pull that fist out.

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Just found this on the PHP BBS forum

Repeated changing of admin account names can corrupt database

Repeated chaning of an admin account name can result in corruption of the database. Workaround: Do not allow admins to use sock puppet accounts.

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i see nothing wrong with the mods having sock puppet accounts. sometimes they take a lot of unnecessary grief when they close down a thread. this way they can avoid most of that.

No I do not use my superhero powers for that purpose.

 

Its like Shoeshine Boy and Underdog, or Clark Kent and Superman. Clark Kent is a normal guy that Groundspeak asked to be a mod. Superman wears tights. He is in comic books. His powers don't work in the real world. If you look at the list of moderators you wont find Captain Clorox or The Purple Dryer of Doom.

 

Groundspeak knows the true identities of these accounts. They won't be posting very much. And if they're put to evil use, the owners would be slapped extra hard.

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i see nothing wrong with the mods having sock puppet accounts. sometimes they take a lot of unnecessary grief when they close down a thread. this way they can avoid most of that.

No I do not use my superhero powers for that purpose.

 

Its like Shoeshine Boy and Underdog, or Clark Kent and Superman. Clark Kent is a normal guy that Groundspeak asked to be a mod. Superman wears tights. He is in comic books. His powers don't work in the real world. If you look at the list of moderators you wont find Captain Clorox or The Purple Dryer of Doom.

 

Groundspeak knows the true identities of these accounts. They won't be posting very much. And if they're put to evil use, the owners would be slapped extra hard.

 

oh, yeah...like that's a real punishment... :)

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He's a little like "Blade"...a sock puppet fighting sock puppets to protect the civilized world from other, less nice, sock puppets....

 

He's the Kaiser Soze of the sock puppet world, feared by many, known by few, you may have had dealings with him without knowing it...he's the one that sock puppets tell their baby sock puppets about about at night...the boogie-sock-puppet...

 

He's not just the president of sock puppets international, he's also a member...

 

I don't know who he is, but I know that I sleep better knowing that the forums are under his protection...

 

 

Totally Benign Sock Puppet

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"Captain Chlorox" is a middle-aged man with children who watch Nickelodeon.

 

Middle-aged because he can reference the true identity of Underdog...and he even knows about Underdog in the first place.

 

With Nicktoons children because he stole his avatar from The Crimson Chin (a character on The Fairly Odd Parents).

 

Really now, stealing from Nickelodeon....that's mighty low of a superhero.

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Groundspeak knows the true identities of these accounts. They won't be posting very much. And if they're put to evil use, the owners would be slapped extra hard.

oh, yeah...like that's a real punishment... :)

Since it would probably be Hydee :) doing the slapping, I suspect they would enjoy it :)

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Groundspeak knows the true identities of these accounts. They won't be posting very much. And if they're put to evil use, the owners would be slapped extra hard.

oh, yeah...like that's a real punishment... :)

Since it would probably be Hydee :) doing the slapping, I suspect they would enjoy it :)

 

I rest my case.

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"Captain Chlorox" is a middle-aged man with children who watch Nickelodeon.

 

Middle-aged because he can reference the true identity of Underdog...and he even knows about Underdog in the first place.

 

With Nicktoons children because he stole his avatar from The Crimson Chin (a character on The Fairly Odd Parents).

 

Really now, stealing from Nickelodeon....that's mighty low of a superhero.

 

Naw, its an Homage to the chin!!!!! and blame me I suggested the image for the captain. I have no kids I just watch too much TV.

 

:laughing:

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