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i have an idea for a new posting bug!! :unsure:

 

It is going to be called...It's a dogs life/A day in the life of (your dogs name)TB

 

This will be another posting bug just for fun, and it will be a run down of what your dog does from getting up to going to bed, written from the dogs point of view, this one should be really funny!

 

all the usual nutters welcome :P

 

M :P

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it has a travel bug attached to it john and it goes from one geocacher to the next

 

it is also the geocaching pooches

 

M :P

 

We have had this discussion before John and I know you dont agree with my posting travel bugs, but as we all know there are no hard and fast rules to geocaching, just guidelines and each person plays the game as they see fit, last time this came up and I was attacked by a sock puppet, and one of the mods (sorry can't remember which one now) came in and said it was just a variation of a travel bugs which give many cachers pleasure.

 

As you will see by the number of people who have signed up for my other bugs, there are a lot of cachers who do enjoy my posting bugs. B)

 

I actually emailed most of the people for this bug privately incase this hapened again, (the sock puppet no you) and I already have about 30 names for this bug already, I was just trying to catch a few more on a wide scale.

 

so we will just have to agree to disagree :P

 

do you like picking on the geordies lol :unsure:.......ya grumpy ol' southerner who does not like northern beer (your words not mine lol)

 

and before anyone else argues with me John and myself do know each other this is jus a friendly bit of banter........

 

I am gonna set Nes on him soon lol

 

M :huh:

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But i would like a few more animals.......add you dogs, cats, rabbits, hamsters, kangaroos and elephants here

 

come on where are my usual nutters :huh:

 

M :)

 

OK can my Camping Cat Join in the fun? His name is Billy.

 

As for the usual nutters can i also be included in this elite club? pretty please......

 

I have added this animal friendly post for all our four legged friends.

 

Subject: Pet Rules to be Posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door!

Dear Dogs and Cats,

 

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

 

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

 

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball

 

when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that

 

sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

 

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

 

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Usually come when called

5. Never drive your car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

 

Team Vorvik

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