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Geocacher's Excuse Shirt

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Bowlers have them. Golfers have them. Fishers. You name it, there are excuse shirts for just about anything. What about a Geocacher's excuse shirt? What's your excuse for not going caching on a nice day or suffering from DNF syndrome or chickening out on final approach or... Basically, what are some of your excuses for not fully enjoying the Geocaching experience. Maybe someone could design a shirt with many of those excuses on it. Hey, that actually sounds like a nice marketing concept.

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The snow was too deep!


It was raining so hard my batteries shorted out!


My GPS couldn't find the satellites!


I fell down the mountain!


I got swept downstream!


I broke my _______________ (insert name of broken appendage or appliance here.)


There was a __________________ (insert name of natural or man-made disaster here.)

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What about excuses for not finding the cache?

  • Lost reception.
  • WAAS not enabled.
  • ^#%@$#!@ transposed digits.
  • You mean degrees/minutes or decimal degrees?
  • Wrong Datum.
  • I thought it said "macro"
  • Whaddaya mean "they changed it to a virtual"?!?
  • Old GSAK data.
  • Kid/Wife/Friend/Dog was reading GPS wrong
  • Sasquatch must have taken the cache.

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I think of The Blues Brothers when I think of excuses:


"... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. It's not my fault."

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