+Alibags Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 To the tune of 'In the bleak mid winter' When out geocaching Oh what did I see From a hundred yards away sticks under a tree sticks were piled up sticks on sticks on sticks on sticks in the U. P. O. S. hidden obviously and.... Oh little town of Berkhamsted How still we see thee lie beneath thy deep TB-less sleep some cachers passing by yet in thy bushes glinting a hint of tupperware A hundred caches per sqaure mile will be hid here by next year. Quote Link to comment
Helen in Mustardland Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The Song of Geocacher (with apols to Longfellow) You shall hear how Geocacher Walked and hunted in the forest, Not for nuts nor yet for berries, Not for creatures now endangered, Not for pathways through the woodland, Or for game to eat for dinner But for sites to hide his caches, (Naturally he had permission.) First he found a prime location, Built a pile of sticks about it In the roots of fallen oak tree, In the blithe and pleasant spring-time, with a mossy log he hid the box that once held ammunition And, by taking many readings Set his Etrex to record it. Home he went to write his cache page (setting fiendish puzzle for it; puzzle to outwit most cachers) sent to Eckington to publish Seeking finds then went our cacher Through the leafy woods he wandered; Following his Etrex arrow though the signal it was patchy Though the trees did cover greatly, and did turn his arrow falsely. Followed he the Etrex arrow through the meadows thick with nettles, crossed the stream, avoided puddles looking out for likely places. Not within the dry-stone walling nor inside the rabbits' burrows, (Lactodurum would not let a cache be set against the guidelines) Geocacher, seeking caches, By the river's brink he wandered, cursing Etrex arrow roundly as it pointed 'cross the water far across the raging water and there were no nearby bridges; So he tried at last to leap it leapt across the raging torrent (keeping tight hold of the Etrex for he did not want to drop it) oh so nearly did he make it then his feet did slip beneath him slip upon the bank so muddy back into the river fell he cursing loudly as he did so as his feet and legs were sodden, cursed the setter of the caches who had set them up so cruelly! Squelching on, our Geocacher watched the distance fall to zero looked about him, for the stick-o- flage that on the cache was sitting. looked for gerr and vil and such-like for he knew the cachers' language then he wished, did Geocacher that he had the spoiler picture many gerr and much vil was there where the distance fell to zero. Finally did Geocacher find the gerr and see the treasure swapped he swaps and took he T.Bs that within the cache lay waiting signed the log in exultation signed it with a lordly flourish then replaced it with great care, for it must not be found by muggles Then he looked down at his Etrex at his little yellow Etrex and he swore full long and mighty for his car he had not waymarked. Quote Link to comment
+walkergeoff and wife Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I have noticed that my 'edit' button is not visible in this thread - but it is visible in others. Does anyone else have this problem, or is this some fiendish scheme to prevent me from 'improving' my contributions? Quote Link to comment
+rutson Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Edit button disappears after a certain ammount of time, I forget how long... Quote Link to comment
+Lil Devil Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The Twelve Days of Cachemas Quote Link to comment
Mittellegi Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Now is the discount of our winter tents... Quote Link to comment
+doctor scotland Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 she walks the woods in a black dress and me, i dress up in black...and we listen to the sea... and look at the gps in a poetic kind of way. what you call it when you look at the gps in a poetic kind of way? you know. when you grope for caches. Subbacultcha - The Pixies Quote Link to comment
+The Hokesters Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Edit button disappears after a certain ammount of time, I forget how long... After the length of Helen's contribution I am sure all previous edit buttons have disappeared Quote Link to comment
+Simply Paul Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 War quotes: Of geocoins being logged but not released at events: "I counted them all out, and I counted them all back." Of our esteemed Reviewers: "Never in the muddy field of human caching was so much owed by so many to so few." "I have in my hand a cache sheet" - What he doesn't know is someone's moved the cache... In a nutshell: "Geocaching is Hell" Stating the obvious: "The first casualty of forum arguments is truth" Proving Hollywood makes war better than anyone else: "Cachers don't surf" or "I love the smell of tupperware in the morning. It's the smell of FTF." Quote Link to comment
+walkergeoff and wife Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 (edited) With apologies to Ole Blue Eyes: Come cache with me, let’s cache, let’s fly away! If you can use, some exotic views There’s a cache in far Bombay Come cache with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away Come cache with me, let’s float down to Peru In lama land, there’s a cacher man And he’ll set a cache for you. Come cache with me, we’ll float down in the blue. Once I get you out there, where men their caches hide We’ll just glide, starry eyed. Once I get you out there, an FTF will be so near You may hear, Reviewers cheer - because we found it together. Caching-wise it’s such a lovely day You just say the words, and we’ll beat the Birders Down to Acapulco Bay It’s perfect, for a caching honeymoon - they say Come cache with me, we’ll fly we’ll fly away! Edited December 17, 2005 by walkergeoff Quote Link to comment
+Learned Gerbil Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 And now, the first find is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I’ll say it clear, I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain. I’ve lived a life that’s full. I’ve travelled each and ev’ry highway; And more, much more than this, I hid it my way. Regrets, I’ve had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each offset leg; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I hid it my way. Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And hid it my way. I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried. I’ve had my fill; my share of finding. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I hid it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To hide the cache he truly owns; And not just find the hides of those. The record shows I took the blows - And hid it my way! Quote Link to comment
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