Naughtiest Cache Contents You Ever Found...

[+Rocky Balboa]

I was just checking out one of my caches under Pids name and read what we had made the starting contents.

 

I must add that this was a long time ago and adding food/drinks wasn't really frowned apon but still...

 

The cache contains/ed:

 

A Tim and June Teddy that really needs rescuing!

A spooky Gnome

2 packets of Cola sweets

3 Lollipops

2 Orange Cartons

Some Tissues for Hayfever sufferers

And a ketchup sachet

 

Tut tut tut Dan & Pid.

 

Has anyone else ever found a cache stuffed with food stuff or something really naughty???

[+Learned Gerbil]

The Greenham Common Bunker cache had an open packet of ginger flavoured jelly babies when I was there!

[+Rocky Balboa]

Love it go on admit it, you ate them didn't you

[+Simply Paul]

A newish cache by Piddi Bear (as I now think of him) had some sweets in it. They were very nice.

 

Naughty? Ask The House of Boo what they found near (not in - it's a micro) my Ridgeway Run - X Marks the Spot cache the other day. It turned into XXX Marks the Spot!

 

SP

[+Super_Nate]

Are you sure it was a Geocache! It could have been a giant mouse trap!

[+Rocky Balboa]

Oh go on Paul, spill the beans

[nobby.nobbs]

an outstanding t+j bear???? where's that then? addict . me? as if

[+woZere]

Not in a cache but in a whilst out night caching in a park we lifted a nearby stone and found a night entertainment kit? With variuos male figures in the vicinity lurking in shadows we made a sharp exit and glad to log DNF.

[+Teasel]

I once found a miniature of gin in a rather dodgy cache near Bracknell. I'm sure the reviewers would disapprove, but it was a welcome change from the usual McTat! But the most welcome treat I found was a packet of wine gums I found in "Egg on Your Face" at 2 in the morning after an unexpectedly long search!

[+The Blorenges]

I once found a miniature of gin

..... and we found a port miniature in one here in Wales - It was very nice! Went into our Christmas cake, as I recall..... Mrs B

[+nfa]

One of my caches was visited by a fisherman who didn't know about the game, and left a beer, and package of goldfish crackers, and a cigar

[+ryme-intrinseca]

One of my caches was visited by a fisherman who didn't know about the game, and left a beer, and package of goldfish crackers, and a cigar

I completely misread that then, I thought you said he left a package of goldfish... I was about to ask if the RSPCA should be involved?!

[+Omally]

In one cache somewhere up Luton way (yes, found in the company of the other Grockles) we found a little plastic zip-loc bag containing a cigarette, a slightly over-sized rolling paper, a tiny rolled-up bit of cardboard and something that looked like a rather small oxo cube. Oh, and a note in the bag saying something along the lines of "here's a little present for whoever finds this box". I'm sure it must have been left by a non-cacher.

 

Anyway, no idea what that's all about... *ahem*

Edited October 27, 2005 by Omally

[Ben Pid]

LoL@Omally...you could have made it the highest cache in Britain! lol - I'd have smoked it.

 

The origanl post by Dan though.....deary me, bless our ignorance.

[Ben Pid]

A newish cache by Piddi Bear (as I now think of him) had some sweets in it. They were very nice.

 

SP

Oh come on....thats not entirely my fault I am called that, girls will be girls.

[+The Blorenges]

and package of goldfish crackers.

What are they? Do I need some for Christmas? Or are they for goldfish pate ? Mrs B

Edited October 27, 2005 by The Blorenges

[+Bud Lightbeer]

I found a packet of Paracetemol in 'Here Be Goldfish'. Probably left with the best of intentions, but they weren't even in a kiddie cacher proof packet. Anyway, apart from Ben Pid, would anyone really use drugs found in a cache!!

 

Bud

[Helen in Mustardland]

.... apart from Ben Pid, would anyone really use drugs found in a cache!!

 

Bud

Mm, can't say I would. Anyway, knowing my luck the oxo-cubelike substance mentioned above would probably turn out to be an oxo cube!

[+Bud Lightbeer]

Never had any contact with the stuff due to my chosen career , but I suspect it tastes a bit like chicken

[+Jonovich]

OXO tastes like Chicken?

 

[dodgydaved]

I once found a miniature of gin in a rather dodgy cache near Bracknell.

I am sure that whoever left that must have been young , handsome , inexperienced and celebrating what they thought was their 100th cache

[+Mr'D]

Tube of superglue

 

[+Pharisee]

I once found a miniature of gin in a rather dodgy cache near Bracknell.

I am sure that whoever left that must have been young , handsome , inexperienced and celebrating what they thought was their 100th cache

I found a small bottle of brandy in one of our other illustrious reviewer's caches. It went down a treat on the walk back

Edited October 27, 2005 by Pharisee

[+The Cache Hoppers]

How do you sniff an oxo cube up a straw?

Edited October 27, 2005 by The Cache Hoppers

[+The Cache Hoppers]

Dewdrops: Tube of superglue

 

Handy to keep your wig on Jon

[+sTeamTraen]

A couple of local (Freiburg-area) cachers have liquid signature items. One (Doomritterbande) leaves a bottle of some kind of Unterberg-like herb bitter schnappsy-liqueur stuff. Another leaves miniatures of Tamagotchi aftershave. At least one log I've seen says "took Doomritter's bottle, drank contents, had to check it wasn't the aftershave".

 

Also, condoms (unused, in my experience so far) occasionally turn up in caches in Germany. And I've found a mildly pornographic PC game on diskette.

 

However, this is the Continent, so we take these things in our stride.

[+The Blorenges]

How do you sniff an oxo cube up a straw?

...or even Superglue? Mrs B

[+The Blorenges]

One (Doomritterbande) leaves a bottle of some kind of Unterberg-like herb bitter schnappsy-liqueur stuff. Another leaves miniatures of Tamagotchi aftershave. At least one log I've seen says "took Doomritter's bottle, drank contents, had to check it wasn't the aftershave".

 

...from your description, they would seem to be pretty much interchangeable Mrs B

[+davy boy]

Whilst on hols caching in Wales we had walked to the top of a very steep hill to find a cache on a very hot day,by the time we had got to the top we were out of drink and food.On finding the cache lo and behold there was a packet of wine gums and a bottle of sparkling mineral water,the gods must have been looking over us!!!!

Another time we were caching up in Wales and on three different caches we found identical penknives,tut tut!!

[+Birdman-of-liskatraz]

There certainly was a cache near Padstow with a selection of Condoms in...

 

Three Span Iron Bridge

[+Chaotica_UK]

Ive just set up a glow in the dark cache (GCR25H) and when considering what to stock in it for a brief moment I did consider glow in the dark condoms.

 

However I did decide better of it seeing as the visitors were likely to be with children.

Edited October 27, 2005 by Chaotica_UK

[+sTeamTraen]

Ive just set up a glow in the dark cache (GCR25H) and when considering what to stock in it for a brief moment I did consider glow in the dark condoms.

 

However I did decide better of it seeing as the visitors were likely to be with children. :P

Not sure what the problem is here. I've never seen condoms with great big letters on the packet telling all and sundry what they're for. Small kids think they're balloons ("dead good ones too, Dad, you can get *gallons* of water in there") and kids old enough to know what they are (that would be at about age 7, I guess ), well, they know what they are. When people throw flour-filled ones at MPs, the 6 o'clock news is full of them (as it were).

 

Or were you trying to spare parental blushes ?

[+Birdman-of-liskatraz]

I think I'd be very wary of any drugs/medicines/food that I found in a cache... and if I was in the market for condoms then I think I'd want a "Trustworthy" supplier!! If that makes any sense...

[+Team XL5]

In a cache in Epping forest, I saw a couple of...ahem...interesting DVDs.

[+third-degree-witch]

I found a dead cat in a carrier bag once...that was kinda norty...was right by the cache to..Gave it a fitting pagan burial.

[+The Blorenges]

I found a dead cat in a carrier bag once...that was kinda norty...was right by the cache to..Gave it a fitting pagan burial.

Hmmmm..... a sort of "cat cache"....We've created one of those, but the version you found sounds rather unpleasant I'm glad you gave it a better ending....

Mrs B

[+davy boy]

This could not have been nice !!!!!

Here

[+The Blorenges]

This could not have been nice !!!!!

Here

Unfortunately some sad individuals do the most extraordinary things Mrs B

[+Bizarre]

Ask Team Badger: What's the connection between: A broken dog bowl. Half of a very large underwired bra, and a used condom. We dont know the answer yet.

Who wants the co-ords??

[+lathama]

I found a packet of Paracetemol in 'Here Be Goldfish'. Probably left with the best of intentions, but they weren't even in a kiddie cacher proof packet. Anyway, apart from Ben Pid, would anyone really use drugs found in a cache!!

 

Bud

Has to be said, if it ws green and smelt right io would!