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This just in ...

 

Expanded his search area

 

John never gives up!

 

 

:) Too funny! :sad::( I wish I had gotten pictures when Kawikaturn got us lost at dark in the world's largest concrete mine/factory. I looked at John and said " what planet are we on?" Eerie, spooky, amazing, scary, fun...all in a 10 minute ride.....following aimlessly behind a little red Suzi! The adventures of geocaching!

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O no-o-o-o ...

 

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Now they're over on Facebook playing Petville.

The end is here.

So Harmon...

 

How is it that you know what Petville looks like, hmmmm?

I heard about Petville while I was visiting the Vatican several weeks ago.

Wasn't sure what they meant but it seemed to have something to do

with the fall of the Roman Empire. They said if I didn't believe it then I

should go over and have a look at the ruins of the Roman Forum.

 

Bottom line ... stay away from greyhounds they said, no petting.

 

If any of this makes sense to you then let me know, t' be honest I don't

get it.

 

Harmon

 

P.S. While I was at it I noticed that the Roman Forum is in ruins because

Popes kept stealin' the marble columns and blocks from it in order to build

Saint Peter's Basilica. Frankly that sort of behavior don't set too well with

me.

 

I can see where they're commin' from though, ... buy one ticket and see

Roman ruins and Saint Peter's Basilica all at th' same time and place.

Shazam!

 

(What was th' question?)

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O no-o-o-o ...

 

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Now they're over on Facebook playing Petville.

The end is here.

Why I oughta!!!! The only one I recognize is Rosie the Rattler... :unsure:B):laughing:

Say, ain't no thang t' have a snake as a pet.

Ain't snakes allowed in Petville? How's a kid,

no wait, ... Facebook has been taken over by

growed-up people I'm told. After all, why would

any sane advertising agency pay good money

for a kid's user-ID and personal information ...

unless the kid has a credit card?

 

Question: How can a half-billion people be wrong?

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This just in ...

 

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Speedy recover to James of LLOT .... after his cardio tuneup.

 

Hang in there pal, you are one of the last Geocaching Forum

users so I'm speaking to my pillow tonight on your behalf.

 

SD Rowdies speaking for others too, I'm quite sure.

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This just in ...

 

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Speedy recover to James of LLOT .... after his cardio tuneup.

 

Hang in there pal, you are one of the last Geocaching Forum

users so I'm speaking to my pillow tonight on your behalf.

 

SD Rowdies speaking for others to, I'm quite sure.

Thanks, pal...

 

I've got one more weekend and then three days of being "normal" (normal being somewhat relative...) and then several weeks of feeling like I was hit by a bus. I'm definitely not looking forward to it...

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This just in ...

 

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Speedy recover to James of LLOT .... after his cardio tuneup.

 

Hang in there pal, you are one of the last Geocaching Forum

users so I'm speaking to my pillow tonight on your behalf.

 

SD Rowdies speaking for others to, I'm quite sure.

Thanks, pal...

 

I've got one more weekend and then three days of being "normal" (normal being somewhat relative...) and then several weeks of feeling like I was hit by a bus. I'm definitely not looking forward to it...

Hope all goes well and here's to a speedy recovery 000200D5.gif

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This just in ...

 

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Speedy recover to James of LLOT .... after his cardio tuneup.

 

Hang in there pal, you are one of the last Geocaching Forum

users so I'm speaking to my pillow tonight on your behalf.

 

SD Rowdies speaking for others to, I'm quite sure.

 

 

:D Indeed...all the best to you James. I thought you got a better warranty with that last mod-job you got, but a complicated model like you have is a special case I guess. If ya need anything let us know. If ya want or need visitors let us know too. If the recovery is like last time I'll be looking for a easy trail to break ya in. I know Nancy and Tom probably have already scouted out some spots! This stinks for sure, but you'll get through it.....

 

 

ps...if ya get really bored you can work on my profile in Harmonville. :D

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O no-o-o-o ...

 

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Now they're over on Facebook playing Petville.

The end is here.

Speaking of FaceBook, have you seen the new game that's coming out?

 

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Indeed, the end is here.

HARMONVILLE! ... why I oughta! Caught in my own snare

while wearing bib's.

 

Where does it say in the Forum rules that others can pick on

me? After all, I'm th' ol' geezer around here so I get t' have

my own rules, yes?

 

By the way, as one cardio patient to another ... any way we

can have a few general details about your situation?

 

Or, to put it another way, ... wassup and whennzit?

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By the way, as one cardio patient to another ... any way we can have a few general details about your situation?

 

Or, to put it another way, ... wassup really and wennzit?

Wassup: Mitral valve repair -- Part deux

Wennzit: Thursday at way too early in the morning.

Thank you James, now I've done my Wikipedial homework so

that there should be no confusion tonight when I lay my head

down on my pillow and think of you. As you know I hate it

when my pillow whispers question to me that I cannot answer.

 

Some people doubt that their pillow whispers to them through

the night. For doubters, it helps to think of the 2001 movie series

wherein HAL speaks to Dave in calm, measured tones.

 

As a young man I was told that I had a heart murmur caused by

my Mitral/Bicuspid valve. Way back then the treatment was to

wish you well and offer a weak smile and a limp handshake. Of

course the procedure will be a bother for you but nowadays they

can get'erdone. To put it an old-tyme way ... just brace up and

get over it ol' buddy.

 

Now here's the thing ... there's a bunch of your local Geocaching

pals including me that really care about you so it seems to me

that you are obligated to request a few small or even large favors

of us while you are laid up so's we can bask in the self-righteous

glow of helping a friend in need, and of being a good samaritan.

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As a young man I was told that I had a heart murmur caused by

my Mitral/Bicuspid valve. Way back then the treatment was to

wish you well and offer a weak smile and a limp handshake. Of

course the procedure will be a bother for you but nowadays they

can get'erdone. To put it an old-tyme way ... just brace up and

get over it ol' buddy.

Having a murmur caused by a leaky mitral valve is actually not that uncommon. And for most folks, that "good luck" wish is good enough. They live to a ripe old age with nary a problem. I was not so lucky -- though, with regard to your "weak smile and limp handshake" when my cardiologist announced to me that I was going to have to something about my condition, he said "You're a very lucky man. You've lived long enough that we can fix this..." So that was my first surgery and that should have been enough. It is for just about everyone else. Me, I just have to be unique and thus, here I go for round 2.

 

I could have put it off a until next spring, but then I'd just be thinking about it that much longer. Brace up and get over it...as you say.

 

Now here's the thing ... there's a bunch of your local Geocaching

pals including me that really care about you so it seems to me

that you are obligated to request a few small or even large favors

of us while you are laid up so's we can bask in the self-righteous

glow of helping a friend in need, and of being a good samaritan.

Hmmm...I kinda figured that I already used up all my favors on the last go around. People did a lot of nice things that I probably didn't deserve but I sure did appreciate, nevertheless.

 

In any case, it would be nice to see a friendly face or two when I'm stuck in the hospital. FlagMan will have the details when the time comes. Also, it sounds like there's some folks working on a regimen of cardiovascular outings that my doctor will, no doubt, prescribe.

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Like I said ...

 

More on Facebook

 

They keep trying to explain and deny it. Read between the lines,

no delivery-deadlines for game developers for the next six months

anyway. My guess, a rising trend of user-account deletions so

Suckerburg and his cohorts are showing signs of concern.

 

Doubtful? Then check out the keyword list from the paragraph

below, taken from the article. How nice it is after frequent denials

that they "uncovered" inadvertent activity that has been going on

for and reported on for the last year or more.

 

"The sales were uncovered as Facebook investigated a web browser

bug that let user IDs be shared inadvertently."

 

Keywords

---------------

Bug

Inadvertently

Investigated

Uncovered

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Broken Wall Panorama

 

Note to Self: You know that they are gone.

:D That be a good place for a Geocache!

Yeah ... old, broken down, and spread-out. Reminds me of

a gal-pal I know. Lemme see, what was her user-name?

 

O yeah, ... Jahoadi and Jahohni, that's it. Wonder what

happened to that ol' gal?

Watch out Harmon you are really stepping in it there 000201D8.gif

Ain't Jodi th' sweetest thang?

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

 

I just knew this was coming and I've been checking my email all day! I warned 'Ol Harmon that if he posted a pic of an amputated fanger, I would give him a good 'Ol DiNozzo headslap (guess he headed my warning, huh :anibad: ).

 

What he doesn't mention is that HE actually did all the slicing and dicing his 'ol self...I just provided the necessary tool! And my Dad always told me a sharp knife is better than a dull one. Guess Harmon was testing it to see if I'd listened to my Dad or not...silly Harmon!!! :grin:

 

My Dad also told me never to test the sharpness of a blade with a fanger tip... I'm thinking Harmon didn't get the same sage advice growing up!

 

Sincerly,

The Unnamed Perp

 

Note to self: Never loan out a non-locking pocket knife to an unsuspecting elder (even if you do warn him first!!!) :sad:

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

 

 

:anibad: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's kinda strange because John was just talking about the old geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood yesterday out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack.. I wonder is was our fault? :grin:

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

 

I just knew this was coming and I've been checking my email all day! I warned 'Ol Harmon that if he posted a pic of an amputated fanger, I would give him a good 'Ol DiNozzo headslap (guess he headed my warning, huh :anibad: ).

 

What he doesn't mention is that HE actually did all the slicing and dicing his 'ol self...I just provided the necessary tool! And my Dad always told me a sharp knife is better than a dull one. Guess Harmon was testing it to see if I'd listened to my Dad or not...silly Harmon!!! :grin:

 

My Dad also told me never to test the sharpness of a blade with a fanger tip... I'm thinking Harmon didn't get the same sage advice growing up!

 

Sincerly,

The Unnamed Perp

 

Note to self: Never loan out a non-locking pocket knife to an unsuspecting elder (even if you do warn him first!!!) :sad:

Now there's an outflowing of heartfelt sympathy, don't y' think?

 

Thang is, Unnamed Perp', y' have t' allow some time between th' warnin'

and th' consequences. Takes time for information t' travel up an ear-canal

to th' brain and then back down to th' fangers.

 

Well, o.k., for th' truth in this matter I did actually hear her say "Th'

blade doesn't lock." Trouble was her warnin' was kind of drowned out

by my shout for a medic.

 

Thang is that there were two or three witnesses to th' butcherin' that

were helpfull in their own way ... one of 'em shouted "Get a picture"

and th' other one asked "Did y' sign th' log in blood?" Shore is nice t'

be surrounded by carin' friends. (Reminds me of Facebook)

 

There was blood on th' mountain and blood on th' ground

and a great big puddle of blood all around. Ol' Harmon stood

in it all covered in red. He sliced his poor fanger and he bled

and he bled.

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:anibad: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :grin:

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

 

I hope Ol LOTT is careful with who he caches with once he's up and runnin' well walkin' then runnin'. He can't afford no blood loss either.

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

See, old guys ain't all that dumb ... smart enough to offroad with

a first-responder tagging along.

 

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Doug stepped right up to his task with enthusiasm and with expertise.

Odd thang was that there seemed to be a lot of laughter and kidding

going on along with the clean-wipes and bandages.

 

Yes, there's often more than one view of an incident but I can say

with certainty that my account of this incident is completely true

because I wrote it myself. First-hand account ... get it?

 

One thing for sure, if you ever get a chance to offroad with The Fat

Cats, Ramona Retired Snipe, and Kawikaturn make sure to do it.

It's a pleasure to count them as my friends, I would trust them with

most anythang, you know, except with a knife.

 

Now a word about the T-shirt ... once upon a time I designed

graphics for GeoWoodstock shirts that were worn by fourteen

gals and at least one guy. Not ever having seen anybody wearing

one of the Tees I just knew that the Unnamed Perp' would show

up dressed in her GeoWoodstock tee so's I could enjoy it; but no,

turned out that her tee is now a bedsheet for the dawg-bed while

th' dawg rides along on Geocache outings. ... at least th' dawg could

have worn th' tee. But that's o.k., don't worry about me ... I'll just

change my dressing and check for infection.

 

Poor ol' Harmon

SD Rowdies

 

By the way, there was plenty of blood on the ground. There's a photo

but maybe it's time to draw the line.

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

 

I hope Ol LOTT is careful with who he caches with once he's up and runnin' well walkin' then runnin'. He can't afford no blood loss either.

Gosh, who knew that James would turn out to be the lucky one?

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

 

I hope Ol LOTT is careful with who he caches with once he's up and runnin' well walkin' then runnin'. He can't afford no blood loss either.

Gosh, who knew that James would turn out to be the lucky one?

Note to self: If Harmon offers to handle the next heart surgery, politely decline...

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This just in ...

 

OMTT Switchblade Attack

 

Now I'm not going to name the perp' that attacked me but

I was shocked when she pulled a Chicago-style switchblade

out of her jeans and started slicing and dicing my poor ol'

fanger bone.

 

Always had an idea that she was a sweet woman but after

the attack and after seeing her force her sweet ol' mom t'

crawl around under their Jeep t' do th' dirty work ... I'm

thinkin' that she's been hangin' out with Jodi. Now there's

two of 'em tryin' t' kill old people. If that's elder-care then

I'll do without.

 

It ain't funny by th' way, how would you like t' ride up a

mountain with ten fangers and come back down with eleven?

Tip o' my pointy fanger looks like one of them fancy carved

radishes y' see on party trays. (Stop laughing!)

 

Did I mention the pain?

:ph34r: Holy Smokes..how much blood did ya lose?. It's

kinda strange because John was just talking about the old

geezer Harmon and how easily he sheds blood, yesterday

out in the desert with Splashes and KickBakJack..

 

I wonder, was it our fault? :o

Yeah, for shore ... Sandy always says "We're not really caching

until Harmon is bleeding." Yes indeed, the wonders of old age

and medication for my hearteries.

 

Kind of ironic that you were hanging out with that bunch of

desperados on the same day that the Unnamed Perp' butchered

me. Janie, for one, can tell you what it's like t' see me bleed

because she cached with me during my year of having to take

Plavix once a day. Plavix makes y' bleed like a fountain.

 

On th' positive side of this problem ... my blood is always fresh

daily.

 

Life is good,

Harmon

 

Note to Self: The Unnamed Perp is sure a nice ol' gal.

 

I can see it now, Border Patrol will see all that blood and thank someone was murdered. :anibad::grin::sad:

 

There's always three sides to a story. Side A, Side B and some where in the middle is the truth.

 

The warin' and cuttin' was happening at the same time.

 

Of course the "perp" didn't want to give up her GOOD woodstock shirt for a bandage so I had to root around and dig out that buried thing from the back of the jeep, with the red cross thingy on it.

 

Ol Harmon does bleed like a turkey with a broadhead through the blood pump. And the "perp" kept saying how sorry she was. As she was signing the log and taking pictures.

 

I think Suzi's owner was looking for a bigger rock, either to put ol Harmon out of his misery or to act as a parking brake since we weren't going anywhere for a minute, not sure which even today.

 

The above statement is a true and accurate description of the event that occurred on November 6th:

 

Signed The First Responder.

 

I hope Ol LOTT is careful with who he caches with once he's up and runnin' well walkin' then runnin'. He can't afford no blood loss either.

Gosh, who knew that James would turn out to be the lucky one?

Note to self: If Harmon offers to handle the next heart surgery, politely decline...

No need to worry, the Unnamed Perp' kept the scalpel.

 

Now that I think about it, why did she happen to have it so handy?

 

And besides, it was her idea to save that tree limb in the first place.

 

And ain't it odd how there was a first-responder standing right there beside me.

 

... and a digital camera.

 

And I was invited t' come along for a ride.

 

Think it over James, you might be in the safest place.

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Congratulations, now it's official that you are amongst the Otay

4WD Geocachers and also an Otay Mountain first-responder.

 

My poor ol' fanger is doing well by the way, thanks for your aid.

 

Harmon

SD Rowdies

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My poor ol' fanger is doing well by the way, thanks for your aid.

That is good to hear. I would suggest, however, that if it remains jaundiced, that it would be a good idea to have a doctor look at it...

 

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Thanks pal good to see that pointy fanger pointing back at me.

 

Looks like that hand has already had an amputated fanger.

 

Doc didn't forget anything did he LLOT?

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