+Simply Paul Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) While doing Prestwood Pondlife (Bucks) by giav today, I took this photo: I can think of a few captions, but I'm sure you can do better SP Edited August 7, 2005 by Simply Paul Quote
+mongoose39uk Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Now we know why the chicken crossed the road Quote
+Nellies Knackers Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Why's that chickens egg wearing sunglasses? Quote
+Alibags Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 The chicken does not seem imPrest. Wood you be? Quote
+Matrix Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 My what a BIG........... Tree behind you I'll get my anorak Quote
+Cave Troll and Eeyore Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Simply Paul pulls another bird Quote
+Bill D (wwh) Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 "Are you sure I should mount it from the right...?" Quote
Top Cat & Co Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Paul can't have hade his cornflakes today, he's looking a bit "woodhen" Quote
+Geoki Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 So who eggsactly said I was in need of a comb? Quote
+Team Maddie UK Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 did you remember to claim the locationless for "Worlds Biggest............" Quote
+Archer4 Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 That's the first time I've held a comb in years Quote
+Learned Gerbil Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 did you remember to claim the locationless for "Worlds Biggest............" Doesn't look as big as this giant cock - http://photos12.flickr.com/16445404_65bbcdec0c_o.jpg Quote
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 What came first? The chicken or the egg?? In this case, it looks like the egg!! Quote
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 MY MY!! That's a big cockerel you have got there Quote
+Globetrotter.uk Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Hey paul! We know you like the birds, but this is taking it a bit too far http://www.peopleplayuk.org/images/objects...1050748-026.jpg I spy with my little eye a BIG ? Quote
+Wadders Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Well, why not.......sheep are getting boring!!!! Quote
+aRRKS Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Not quite the payment Paul was expecting for appearing on Country File or I didn't think your acting was that wooden Quote
+JollyJax Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 Told you before Paul ... not to get your cock rel out in public ... and even then not to smile and fondle at the same time ... Quote
+Mustard Devil Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 Excuse me sir, what are you gonna do to that chicken? Quote
+HazelS Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 "How many did you say were coming for dinner?" Quote
+ANDYBUG&LADYBIRD Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 What a big one, he needs both hands to hold it !!!!!!!!! Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 Paul had a sneaky suspicion that the French were planning an invasion...... Quote
+Roving Rangies Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 and you want me to put the stuffing where? Quote
+Simply Paul Posted August 8, 2005 Author Posted August 8, 2005 and you want me to put the stuffing where? Yeah, but who's saying it? Very good folks. Keep up the efforts! SP P.S. From Angel, my German friend: "nice cock". She has a way with words Quote
+Roving Rangies Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 I am sure I could oblige with placing the stuffing! Quote
+lordelph Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 It looks like you're struggling to keep it erect Quote
+Roving Rangies Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 Wood en you! (sorry for the pun) If someone was trying to stuff you? When cooked, will this roooster be served with Chips ? (wood, get it?) or am I barking up the wrong tree? Quote
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