+Simply Paul Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) While doing Prestwood Pondlife (Bucks) by giav today, I took this photo: I can think of a few captions, but I'm sure you can do better SP Edited August 7, 2005 by Simply Paul Quote Link to comment
+mongoose39uk Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Now we know why the chicken crossed the road Quote Link to comment
+Nellies Knackers Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Why's that chickens egg wearing sunglasses? Quote Link to comment
+Alibags Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 The chicken does not seem imPrest. Wood you be? Quote Link to comment
+Matrix Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 My what a BIG........... Tree behind you I'll get my anorak Quote Link to comment
+Cave Troll and Eeyore Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Simply Paul pulls another bird Quote Link to comment
+Bill D (wwh) Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 "Are you sure I should mount it from the right...?" Quote Link to comment
Top Cat & Co Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Paul can't have hade his cornflakes today, he's looking a bit "woodhen" Quote Link to comment
+Geoki Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 So who eggsactly said I was in need of a comb? Quote Link to comment
+Team Maddie UK Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 did you remember to claim the locationless for "Worlds Biggest............" Quote Link to comment
+Archer4 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 That's the first time I've held a comb in years Quote Link to comment
+Learned Gerbil Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 did you remember to claim the locationless for "Worlds Biggest............" Doesn't look as big as this giant cock - http://photos12.flickr.com/16445404_65bbcdec0c_o.jpg Quote Link to comment
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 What came first? The chicken or the egg?? In this case, it looks like the egg!! Quote Link to comment
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 MY MY!! That's a big cockerel you have got there Quote Link to comment
+Globetrotter.uk Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Hey paul! We know you like the birds, but this is taking it a bit too far http://www.peopleplayuk.org/images/objects...1050748-026.jpg I spy with my little eye a BIG ? Quote Link to comment
+Wadders Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Well, why not.......sheep are getting boring!!!! Quote Link to comment
+aRRKS Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Not quite the payment Paul was expecting for appearing on Country File or I didn't think your acting was that wooden Quote Link to comment
+JollyJax Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Told you before Paul ... not to get your cock rel out in public ... and even then not to smile and fondle at the same time ... Quote Link to comment
Browser Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Looks like your big hen's gone mate.... Quote Link to comment
+Mustard Devil Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Excuse me sir, what are you gonna do to that chicken? Quote Link to comment
+HazelS Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 "How many did you say were coming for dinner?" Quote Link to comment
+ANDYBUG&LADYBIRD Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 What a big one, he needs both hands to hold it !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+Skippy and Pingu Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Paul had a sneaky suspicion that the French were planning an invasion...... Quote Link to comment
dodgydaved Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 What a load of cock and bull! Quote Link to comment
+Roving Rangies Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 and you want me to put the stuffing where? Quote Link to comment
+Simply Paul Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 and you want me to put the stuffing where? Yeah, but who's saying it? Very good folks. Keep up the efforts! SP P.S. From Angel, my German friend: "nice cock". She has a way with words Quote Link to comment
+Roving Rangies Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I am sure I could oblige with placing the stuffing! Quote Link to comment
+lordelph Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 It looks like you're struggling to keep it erect Quote Link to comment
+Roving Rangies Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Wood en you! (sorry for the pun) If someone was trying to stuff you? When cooked, will this roooster be served with Chips ? (wood, get it?) or am I barking up the wrong tree? Quote Link to comment
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