I am a noob. *gasps of disgust can be heard from the gentry class* I am hoping to find my first cache today! *Some of the more delicate flowers swoon and faint away*
Please be kind enough to show some patience while I learn how all this works and how to best meet your expectations. I don't yet have the benefit if your experience or fine breeding, but perhaps I might someday earn a place amongst you... Well, probably not that, but I might be at least tolerated. "Oh no, it's him again... Jeffy, hide the fine silverware until he is gone. That's a good lad."
Heh heh - I'm just yanking your chains a bit. I know this isn't an issue for a lot of you. But seriously, noobs will do what noobs do until they learn better. Encourage them in a positive way. Express how much you enjoy and appreciate their efforts and I suspect you will be rewarded. Sadly, there will always be noobs and those that do the minimum effort, but please don't let them sour your enjoyment! Let not your happiness be dampened by the goobers of the world. Take joy in those that go the extra mile to make you smile.
If you don't... I will find your cache and log only an emoticon smiley face. (And maybe leave a pen if one is needed.) I am so very very cruel... and ruthless. Mustn't forget ruthless. :) <------See what I mean! There are more emoticons where those came from! Muhahahaha!
Oooof, I wish I hadn't come into the forums before hunting up my first cache. Now I'm all anxious and nervous. Will they find my log worthy? Will they go in forums to talk about how terrible I am? Ack! Maybe I should just quit before I anger the gentry class.
Perhaps I've spoken out of turn. If so, I apologize. I'm a noob, I don't know any better.
