Priceless! Really!
I was going to respond to one post that I thought was hilarious, but then I read onward, and I would be quoting far too many of them!
"Weighing ticks!" muahahahahaha!
You could say (if you're female) that you are plotting a spot for your ex husband (or what remains of him anyway!)!
That response is liable to land me in jail! The orange suit would come in handy!
Thanks for the laughs folks!