The Fen Dweller

Umm, newly available 7 years ago... aw but come join the feast

I was a bit worried last spring, but looks like all is ok after all. Well like....yes honey! I'm alive. But cha know.... I have been trying to find that dang shoe. Do you have it? Gasworks Park? In the water? Ahhhhhhhhh....... ya! I remember that night. No tellin. I'm GOOD girl... totally! Love, MGTS XOXO

<<Yaaawwwnnn>>> Mmm. Just woke up. Some one mention my name? xx( I imagine you hunger for the flesh of a bipod, no? Bipod Ipod, most anything will do after a long snuzz.

<<Yaaawwwnnn>>> Mmm. Just woke up. Some one mention my name? xx(

Bahh! Fairweather friend!

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Someone has woken me from a deep slumber. Well, while I'm up I'll play for a bit. May 15. If I win... well let's just say you'll all be invited to come find the hoard. I know just the place for it. A cave under a mountain. Best bring your flashlight. Come as a group if you like. We'll have potluck.

Rummff! Bahh! Humf... Oh gracious! How I was sleeping. Hibernating, don't you know. My doors are locked, no visitors should knock, untill 'bout May or so. Unless you wish to join me for a late nite snack... ....Oh I suppose I must come find that head sometime. I've heard he's quite a likable fellow.

Fennys House of Omelets. No reason to cry over broken eggs.... or something like that.

Say, why don't you stop off and visit on your way over? We could do brunch.

Ah... Mr. Fen Dweller...what's up guy? Have you been hanging around Miss Two Shoes? The "Golly Gee Gosh" is what tipped me off. Typically that's not your 'speak'! MGTS BAAH!!! I embrasses myself! Enough of this mental trash heap! Back to the cave Kingfisher!

Golly Gee Gosh! You know I think Ish-N-Isha got it right. Me thinks you just smelly cheeze!

Baah! The Belt of my Last Victim

Nobody loves me, nobody cares, guess I'll go eat some worms and die. Down goes the easy one, down goes the greezy one, down goes the one that sticks in my throat!

Oh my! A little monster wishes to overthrow me! Waaaa! Oh help! Help me please! He nibbles my ankle so!

The Belt of My Last Victim will be archived in one week, Easter Sunday, pm.

Why, Eggs, of course! Fenny's House of Omeletes

Why, Eggs, of course!

Regarding "The Belt of my Last Victim". This cache will be removed and the place turned back over to nature sometime shortly after Easter. A new version will appear elsewhere.

You got us all beat in hugs and kisses lovey! Stop the cave some time... I give hugs too. "Give a monster the right set of claws and he can have dinner". ~Me

Who will find... The Belt of my Last Victim?

Nellie and her playmates?! Bahh! ''Not evil, just bad''? No sainted, no evil, no good, no bad, no matter. There is no morality, no ethics, no rules... just a fiend, potential snacks, and a bit of boring conversation in between. Both damned in one fashion or another. As the wise Mr Scrooge once put it ''You are nothing more than a bit of undigested beef that distrubs my nights rest'' Oh, but Nellie, I do so like your poem!: I went down to Satan’s kitchen, for to get me food one morning. And there I saw souls piping hot, all on the spit a-turning.

Maybe just fresh monster fodder !

Nope. But maybe fresh Topic.