383 DNFs - count 'em and weep.
We only have 165 DNFs, but we only have 1/3 of your cache finds, so our RODNFs (rate of DNFs) make you look like eagle-eyes!
This really needs to be expressed as a ratio of finds per dnf, in which case Jahoadi and John don't come close to measuring up to my spectacular rate of dnfs.
J&J -7500 finds/ 600dnf = 12.5 finds per dnf. Not Bad!
Me 936 finds/ 143 dnf = 6.54 finds per dnf = dnf King!