This one happened in Wisconsin and was posted there, so watch out for wild turkeys.
This was quite the adventure! Our day of caching started off great, finding each cache rather simply. However, on our way to Laughing Lion, our day took a strange turn. I was watching my GPS (to be honest, probably closer than I was watching the road) and suddenly I heard a loud thump. To my surprise, I looked up and realized a turkey had just flew into my front bumper, then proceeded up & over the roof of my truck. Unfortunately, there was a car behind me and the turkey landed squarely into his windshield. Because of the property damage, the gentleman in the other car called the police on his cell phone to get a report for his insurance. Knowing I had done nothing wrong, I waited patiently for the police to arrive. However, much to my dismay, the officer approached my vehicle, carrying an ominous piece of paper that clearly appeared to be a citation. As the officer handed me this ticket, I had to ask the officer what I did to deserve the ticket. The officer, looking down at me through his sunglasses, simply replied... "M'am, you're receiving the ticket for flipping the bird!"