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solohiker

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  1. A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign that reads: "Tough Man Contest -- Win $2,500" He orders a beer and asks the bartender about the contest. The bartender explains that no one had been able to win this contest and that he had been thinking about removing the sign. "Well, what do I have to do if I enter this contest?" asks the man. "Well, first of all you have to run 4 miles. Then you have to wrestle an alligator that has a bad tooth, if and when you wrestle him into submission, you must remove the tooth and bring it to me." "Well, so far it sounds okay. Is there anything else?" asks the man. "Yeah, after you finish the alligator, you have to go upstairs and satisfy the nymphomaniac. After you do all of these things, I'll give you the $2,500," replies the bartender.

     

    The man drinks the rest of his beer, orders a shot of tequila and starts out the door for his run. He comes back, sweaty and tired. He asks the bartender for two shots of tequila before he goes for the alligator. Downed the shots and leaves once again. About 2 hours later the man comes into the bar ripped to shreds, bleeding, and just about dead. The bartender is astonished to see the man alive! "Hey buddy, you've done more than anyone else has to get that prize money!" he says. He hands the man another shot of tequila and the man gulps it down. Then the man (all bloody, tired, and drunk) says, "OK, now where's that nympho with the bad tooth?"!!!!

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