Captain Clorox

The boundaries of my lair are defined by the presence or absence of sock puppets. I care not if a legitimate community member chooses to delete their own thread. I don't get butthurt like Keystone does. If a sock puppet were to start a thread, and then deletes it, I would be summoned from my lair. One can conceptualize sock puppet self-deletion as "taking off your socks." Therefore, such a sock puppet would be barefoot. OMG.... is barefootjeff a sock puppet?

Seeing as how you just joined the website today, and that you haven't yet found or hidden a cache, it's fairly impressive to see how quickly you figured out what Reviewers are, which one covers your home area, and their physical location. Well done, fast learner!

Or, just create a sock puppet account to hide caches that you find but then archive 30 days later. Less blood on your hands. The blood is on your socks. I recommend Clorox bleach for that.

Definition: Alternate Account - Does No Evil PS Love the Cat Don't become a sock puppet Lest ye suffer the Captain's wrath

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner!

Y'all watch your step there, boy. I am forever vigilant.

I remain vigilant for any posts from the Pasco Ringbone account. Should I be busy doing laundry, citizens know how to alert me.

All is well here.

Oh. It's Billy again. I see your attempt at masking your true identity by penning a brief four sentence post. I have X-Ray vision, though.

Someone called for me?

Some cleaning tasks require industrial strength bleach, respirators and HAZMAT suits. Other cleaning tasks require hand soap and half a paper towel.

You can't spell "hosiery" without an "h," an "o," an "s," an "e," an "r" and also an "i" and a "y." This alphabetical inventory is brought to you by the makers of a leading sodium hypochlorite-based product.

Ahhh, Billy. My old nemesis. Did we not reach an understanding many years ago, Billy? Don't make me do what we agreed I would not do. Fear the Purple Dryer of Doom, Billy.

I smell a smelly smell that smells smelly.

It's been awhile since I got such a clear whiff of premium sock. Or should I say, platinum sock? Yes, I should. Pinehurst, here's a hint: the person controlling this account is a platinum member.

Well then how about the fact that dirty gym socks are, well, smelly. Especially striped socks.

I thwarted a sock puppet today. I love the smell of bleach in the morning. It smells like.... victory. Whenever summoned, Captain Clorox is at the ready to leave the side of his sidekick, The Purple Dryer of Doom*, and dispense bleach dispenser justice with ruthless speed and efficiency. *A dryer doesn't have a cape and is otherwise aerodynamically inefficient.

Yes, you should. It's in the listing guidelines, after all. You should also believe that the site has other stances. They're in the forum guidelines, after all.

No, alternate accounts are not "prohibited." The Puppymonster's true identity is well-known. It is when someone hides behind a sock puppet in order to cause trouble that the alarm is sounded, and I am summoned from my Laundromat Lair to dispense justice. My only quarrel with the Puppymonster is that it's awfully difficult to teach a dog "irony." In the meantime, when the beacon shines, I will be there.

Please don't make fun of my sock farm. That makes me cry. Thank you, Vinny

My, my. Everyone and his brother seem to be airing dirty laundry here. I dropped in because I was getting a whiff of sock. My nose has superpowers and can sense this from miles away. It seems that the new forum got set up without first being thoroughly washed with bleach. I am sorry for the oversight.

Replying to a post from the same IP Address and a similar name, who just happened to be along with you on the same cache hunt last month. Hmmmm. I'm getting a whiff of hosiery in the air. If you are gonna wear socks, wear plain white crew socks. You lose style points for wearing flaming pink neon socks.

::: sniff sniff ::: It's like a high school gym's locker room in here. Off to the laundry room with this topic!

Why's that?