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  1. A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

     

    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

     

    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

     

    The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

     

    She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

     

    "I thought so," he says.

    "You have a broken finger."

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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    As a matter of fact, this seems to be in direct violation of WG's

     

    We found out about geocaching through a where's george bill. Since then, we have introduced alot of families to geocaching. It also seems to me, that the kids and the new members love the caches with the george bills the best. It makes for an interesting find.

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  3. I think it would be interesting to see just how many geocachers still go caching in extreme weather. I personally couldn't imagine a geocacher finding a cache in 0 degree weather icon_eek.gif or it being above 100. icon_redface.gif

    I have found a few caches in the snow and the temp was around 20 degrees. The hottest I've found a cache was around 90.

     

    Does anybody know the coldest and hottest finds on record?

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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    If you hide a cache, should you cross post it? Do people do this a lot, or do they just stick to one web cache database?

     

    We got hooked on that other site first, then found out about this one. So we list all of our finds and most of our hidden caches on both.

     

    Sometimes I wish my wife never logged that george bill in. I would have a lot less miles on my truck and maybe I wouldn't be here having so much fun on the forums. icon_biggrin.gif

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  5. There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong.

     

    He sobbed, "I can't find my boots."

     

    The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots, "Are these yours?"

     

    "No, they're not mine," the boy shook his head.

     

    The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his boots.

     

    Finally, the teacher gave up, "Are you SURE those boots are not yours?"

     

    "I'm sure," the boy sobbed, "mine had snow on them."

     

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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    How the heck do you find a cache in the snow?

     

    If you live in a warm weather state you wouldn't have to worry about waking up to this...

    icon_rolleyes.gif So, snow or not, I'm going. I have found caches in snow before, but I think it is because I got lucky.

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  7. I just go to my mother-n-laws garage and look around a bit for cool trinkets. She calls me a pain in the *ss but she usually hooks me up. Over the last ten months she has donated alot of cool items to trade and to put into our caches. Now with the spring coming up, maybe she will let me go through her attic! LOLOLOLOLOLOL icon_biggrin.gif

     

    I personally like garage sales and flea markets better than the dollar store. If you search really hard, you can find cool trinkets for cheap. Sometimes you can even come across an antique thats worth cash. Now I know you can't find an antique or an unusual item at the dollar store. icon_confused.gif

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  8. I was wondering if we should archive this cache

    http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?ID=33366

    or just wait a few. Upinyachit has learned alot here on the forums and completely understand about hiding caches on vacation. I have no problem checking and maintenancing the cache to keep our reputation a float, but it is a long drive from Rochester N.Y., just to find out the cache was stolen. We most likely will not place another vacation cache again, and feel like this cache is a prime example not to. I am now in a dilemma on what to do. Since I took on this responsibilty and had great discussions on hiding vacation caches, do I drive out there to check on the cache, or wait a few to see if someone else might find it, or just archive it?

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  9. In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

    "Talking Dog for Sale."

     

    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog

    is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

     

    You talk?" he asks.

     

    Yep," the mutt replies.

     

    So, what's your story?"

     

    The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered

    this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

     

    The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

     

    I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

     

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

     

    The owner says, "Ten dollars."

     

    The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth

    are you selling him, so cheap?"

     

    The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do

    any of that chit"

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  10. Because laughter is the best medicine!!!!!!!!

     

    Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

     

    "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

     

    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.

     

    When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

     

    The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

     

    The Irishman finally said ----"Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  11. We have 13 more caches between the two sites before we reach 100 finds. I would like to plan something special for when we do reach 100. Maybe an out of state cache, or just leaving a special item. Whatever we decide, we better get a move on it, it's been a while since our last find. We are holding onto two travel bugs that have had plenty of rest and need to be moving on now.

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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