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  1. There has been plenty of times I really didn't have a great time finding a cache, but I said in my log I did. There has been times I have fallen in the mud, twisted my ankle, got stuck with a thorn, lost stuff, got the truck stuck, etc. etc. etc., and still said, I had a great time. I always tell about the good times, never the bad.

    I was just wondering if anybody else tells little white lies. :)

     

    Upinyachit :)

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    Yeppers I like to use carpenters pencils too. I also like leaving them in caches that need a pencil. Something about sharpening them with a knife....

     

    They do make a pencil sharpener for square pencils. LOL You can pick one up at the local hardware store for less then a buck.

     

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    Wow, the word made it through unscathed! Someone must have come to his or her senses. Bravo, admins. Thanks.


     

    Maybee geocaching is becoming over crowded and the administrators or approvers would absolutely thank N*vicache for picking up the slack. After all, can't all of us geocacher's just get a long.

     

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  4. Bill Gates dies, and he decides if he should go to hell or heaven. First, he goes to heaven. The harp music is pretty boring, there's nothing to do, so he takes a peek into hell. In hell, he sees a bar with sexy devil waitresses, live rock music and beer. After much thought, he decides to go to hell. Once he gets to hell, a devil shoves him into a pot and closes the lid. Bill starts pounding on the walls and yelling, "Where's the bar?! Those waiterees?! That rock music?! That beer?!" The devil says, "Bill, that was just the demo!"

     

     

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  5. Dog Applicant

     

    Wednesday, October 1, 2003

     

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read:

     

    Help wanted.

    Must type 70 words a minute.

    Must be computer literate.

    Must be bilingual.

    An equal opportunity employer.

     

    A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager'srs office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.

     

    The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."

     

    The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."

     

    So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.

     

    The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."

     

    Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.

     

    The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual."

     

    The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."

     

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  6. Warning: Some jokes may be harmful to froggies.... *

     

    A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says:

    "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

     

    Grandpa says:

     

    "Honey, why do you want me to do that?"

     

    And the little girls says:

     

    "Well, Daddy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disney World!"

     

    Duane

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  7. I would like to pay a well deserved tribute to a great geocaching team.

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    If only we taught him not to run free like that.

     

    If this advice helps one owner keep his best friend, then it was well worth the time it took to post. Let Chi be a lesson to all you geocaching pooches out there...STAY ON YOUR LEASH...PERIOD.

     

    We will always remember our boy. icon_frown.gif

     

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  8. Your teams name_______________________

     

    1. Have you or any member of your team ever been convicted for littering? _____

     

    2. Has any member of your team that has a valid drivers licence ever receive a parking ticket?____ if so, please explain._____________________

    ______________________________________________

     

    3. How much time do you spend watching tv per day?_____

     

    4. What would be more important to you? The Find or the stuff.__________

     

    5. Do you own a GPS?

     

    Please answer as truthful as you can.

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    Duane

    Upinyachit

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    [This message was edited by upinyachit on April 20, 2003 at 07:00 AM.]

  9. We found about 60 caches on the other site before we even found out about this site.

     

    Now we use both sites and enjoy them both.

     

    If it wasn't for N*vicache, we would of never found out about this site.

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  10. Scared sleeping icon_confused.gif

     

    Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

     

    "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

     

    "How much do you charge?"

     

    "A hundred dollars per visit."

     

    "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

     

    Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

     

    come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

     

    "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

     

    "Is that so! How?"

     

    "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" icon_cool.gif

     

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  11. Get What You Pay For?

     

    A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical birds and says: "The parrot to your left costs $500." The man asks,"Why does the parrot costs so much?" The owner says,"Well, it knows how to use a computer. He can diagnose system bugs." The customer asks about the next parrot and is told,"That one costs $1000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to configure and use UNIX." Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told, "That one costs $2000." Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can IT do?" The owner shrugs and replies, "To be honest I've never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him Boss!" icon_biggrin.gif

     

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  12. The only thing I can think of is the culprit or culprits must be friends of Saddam Hussein. icon_mad.gif

    For anyone even to think of doing such an act is SICK There isn't anything funny about this situation and not even an insane clown would think it's funny. So I bet it was just a one time hoax and probably won't happen again.

    The consequences would be severe if they were caught.

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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  13. Yes, I was the class clown in school. Playing practical jokes on teachers and students was fun to me. I always liked the attention; even if, at times, it got me in a little trouble. The principal and I got to know each other pretty well. LOL Anyways, I made it through school, and I am now raising a big family. My wife and kids still think I am a clown and I make them laugh often.

     

    I have noticed, though, there are a lot of clowns here in the forums. Like for instance, some of the avatars are hilarious. The gay spider man made me laugh my *ss off too. I can go on and on with all the funny stuff I have seen on the forums, but I think you guys get the picture. So all of you geocaching clowns out there, keep up the good work. You know, laughter is the best medicine right?

     

    Duane

    Upinyachit

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