When I read this, I had to double check that it wasn't one of my posts. Then I remembered, that it was impossible because THIS is my very first post.
I too play online FPS (first-person shooters) on the computer. Day of Defeat to be exact.
But like M-T-P, I found myself in a game looking for places to hide a nice juicy cache. And just when I'm about to step out of the matrix, BAM! I'm "dead". Then I see my assailant's kind text appear on screen, "LOL, wtf! what were you doing? You were just standing there?!"
I was going to explain myself to this virtualgeomuggle but I realized that it was pointless. So I simply retorted "I was AFK."