Bender

Is it my imagination or do I smell a$$ burning somewhere? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Anyone notice how quiet I am being here? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I like the ergonomics of the Magellen better, and it has never let me down. It is what I have and it works! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

As designed, Geocaching is way too easy. To make it a bit more sporting I leave the batteries out of my GPS and put on a blindfold as soon as I leave the house. Hell, I am happy if I find the truck. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

She is right, I am never again going to place or replace a travel bug. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was gauche. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Single, happy male-41. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

That is about enough of the trash-talk. The person below me secretly longs to see me in speedos. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Parrots and talking cows are off the menu at Bender's Cafe. I don't eat nothing that talks back to me. The person below was considered for the role of "Mimi" on the Drew Carey show. Go figure! Searching, for the lost Xanadu

And the person above me has seen the doots of Scuzzlebutt. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Biscuits and mustard, mmmm hmmmmm Searching, for the lost Xanadu

That boy could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I can say this with the utmost confidence......... That object is Lorena Bobbitts' college sorority pledge pin. End of story. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I am a two-wheeler also, but i prefer my two-wheeler to have a bit more umphhhh. I am a motorcyclist. And a Jet skier. I play too much in canoes also. And I am soon to be a kayaker. Come winter time i am a model railroader and semi-pro Ebay-er (there is a new word for you, Webster). Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

It was a very dry read too. It basically just said to make sure there ain't no ammo left in it. The person below me cut off the trail once to relieve himself, and got got with his "cache" out. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I am a bit of a smartass, and the robot "Bender" from the cartoon Futurama fits just right. So there you have it. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I just bleed alot too. It's fun to go into a stab and grab all bloody and watch em all freak out. Maybe I oughta take the ski mask off first? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

By god, I do too have a life. I paid good money for it. The person below me once placed a flaming bag of doot cache on someones' front porch Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I have found one cache that was accessible by water, did it on my Jet Ski and it was probably my most enjoyable find. Ya gotta love Kawasaki for inventing those things! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Looks like we found ourselves one more loony to join our fray. Have fun dude! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

As a last ditch effort, if you REALLY want that tick off your dog, dynamite would surely work. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I am not cleaning this mess up. Ain't my job. The person below me may well be a sanitation engineer. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

How in haides did you know that? The person below me secretly longs for me. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Hell, I could not even spell goggle The person below me farts loudly in church, so that those seats earn the name "pews". Searching, for the lost Xanadu

The what key?? The person below me wants to nibble on the person above me. Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I see a "water bottle" next to my two caches. I suppose that lets me know that those are mine?? Why a "water bottle"? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu