Bender

God Bless America, I love the middle finger! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

"Well ****, we're lost" Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Do you really want to take that thing out in the woods with you?? I want to take my connected palm out geocaching with me, but the thought of dropping it makes me leave it home. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Oh jeez! Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Saint Alfonzo's pancake breakfast. Stinkfoot. cosmic debris. from the album (remember those round black things) Apostrophe. Ahhh, the good old days. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I was hoping you changed it because it was so darned ugly. That thing gave me the willies. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Quite a bit less, actually. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I picked up my sport trak pro last week from a supercenter for less than $157. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I hadn't thought of that. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I have had my sport trak map under water three times now. It works fine, didn't even lose signal. The only thing I field stripped was me. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I wrote my friendly neighborhood admin. four days ago and still have got no reply. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Why don't people paint a white line right up to the cache? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I have a sport trak map and a sport trak pro. I found the pro brand new for less than half price, I couldn't pass it up. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

They are going to have little pedometers in them. I think I saw that on tv, so it must be true. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

While admin deletes the logs Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Wal-Mart is closing out all things Magellen. I just picked up a brand spankin' new sport trak pro for 130. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I lost my nokia cell phone off the bike at about a buck forty, slid over two hundred yards after it stopped tumbling. When I finally found it, it was still working. that was 3 years ago and that dang thing still works. Road rash and all!! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I uhhhhhhh.........invented it. Yeah, that's the ticket!! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I go caching for my own enjoyment. I do not care what other peoples' profiles look like. Let em log every cache in the world, it won't bother me in the least. Who cares what the other guy does? Not me, this game is about getting my large posterior off the couch. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I guess I should revise my statement and say that I would take religious leaflets out of a cache. My bad. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Wal-mart has stopped carrying Magellen units, but some still have stock left, which are being reduced in price. 310's for 50 bucks, 315's for 75. Sport trak pro for 175. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Egg-cellent! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I do not believe in God. Why do so many people think it is their job to make me believe? The two things people fight about most is religion and politics. I would remove anything concerning either of them that I found in a cache. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I have to agree with Jamie Z, ya big girl! Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Speak softly and carry a LOUD stick, I always say. If ya wanna follow me through the woods, you'd better be able to duck and weave, pardner. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu