Don't you mean .. don't let me be FIRST up the ladder ... or is it an exhibitionist thing???
A kilt goes down to below your knees. The pleats keep it down. You can wear knee-high socks. If you are THAT scared of the midgies getting at your bits ... wear something over them. The Freedom is a tradition. As far as I know there are no laws against waring underpants. Who's going to be looking???
What a fuss!!!
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