I didn't kiss a frog or anything close to it and have no intentions of doing so either. I only look at someone else's numbers from the point of view of determining if I should respect them as a Cache-Master that has a vast amount of experience actually finding caches or if they are a Geo-Noob like myself. As for myself, I care about my own numbers cause it provides a way for me and my daughter to keep track of what WE did (you have the wife, I have the daughter). She can look back and know exactually how my caches we did TOGETHER (I never cache without her). I likewise do not wish to dilute the "father / daughter" experience we have with kiss-a-frog type of challenges. We may have fun doing these "rediculous" challenges at some point but only when they do not dilute our own personal measure of "father/daughter" time.
+1 to Thrak's comment