Spoken like someone who doesn't really get geocaching yet. Sorry, I don't mean to come down on you. There's just a lot more to a good geocache than a hidden box.
Why not take some time to develop your own geocaching sensibilities and preferences. Do a bunch of caches and you'll end up doing some good ones and some not-so-good ones, and that's how you'll figure out which is which.
Or maybe I'll just start hiding caches and see what works and what doesn't. It's really not as hard as you make it sound.