Hot Pepper Crew

Finally back from camping and have regular Internet again, so back to the jokes! Three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely victim to pick on when they come across a single Irishman in a bar. "Watch this" says the first Englishman, heading over toward the guy, "I here that St. Patrick was a shift lifter." "Really?" says the Irishman, calmly continuing to drink. With that the second English guy decides to join in, "Yeah, and here he was a pervert too." "Is that so?" the still calm Irishman responds. "I know how to rile this tosser" says the third Englishman, staggering toward the Irishman. "Hey, did you know St. Patrick was really an Englishman?" The Irish guy casually looks up and says, "Yeah, so your mates were telling me."

Seamus O'Brien had been hailed as the most intelligent Irish man for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver'. It was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he should enter into the English Mastermind Championships. He did, and won a place. On the evening of the competition, Seamus walks on stage, sits down and makes himself comfortable. The lights dim and a spotlight shines on his face. Magnus, the emcee, proceeds: "Seamus, what subject are you studying?" Seamus responds, "Irish history". "Very well," says Magnus, "your first question - in what year did the 'Easter Rising take place?" "Pass," says Seamus. "Okay," says Magnus, "Who was the leader of the Easter Rising?" Seamus responds,"Pass." "Well then," says Magnus, "how long did the Easter Rising last?" Again, Seamus responds, "Pass." Instantly, a voice from the audience shouts out: "Good man, Seamus - tell the English nothing..."

It was England v. Ireland at Wembley. It was at that very match when the two Clancy brothers approached the turnstile."How much is it?" asked Michael "Twenty pounds." said the ticket-seller. "Well, I've only got one eye and so I'm only paying ten!"And, wonder of wonders, the man let him in. "And I'm only paying ten pounds." said Owen."Hang on," said the ticket seller, 'you've got two eyes!" "Yes," said Owen, "but I've only come to see Ireland."

And WOW! The photos didn't load the first time until after I posted. That's a serious altitude graph and a huge rock! What was you total elevation gain on that hike?

1 = 6 2 = 4 3 = 301 4 = 21

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Ireland when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride. After a bit of small talk and while resuming the journey the woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my husband." The woman was silent for a moment. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder she said: "Good trade."

An irishman wants a job but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here is your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman says "Dats easy" and proceeds to draw three trees! "What's this?" asks the boss. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine" says the Irishman. "Fair enough" says the boss, "Here's your second question, use the same rules but this time the number is 99." The Irishman stares into space for a while then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now, so it's dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree, dats 99." "All right, last question, same rules apply again but this time represent the number 100." The Irishman stares into speace some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says "Ere you go, one `undred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says "A little dog came along and crapped under each tree, so now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd which makes a `undred. When do i start?"

Your username kind of says it all. Hum...whereisit???

Wow, those are beautiful! Glad it took so long because I would have missed them if they had been available in May. Can't wait to get one.

1 = 4 2 = 6 3 = 103 4 = 12 Whatever the numbers, have a fantastic vacation! Thanks for the fun cointest!

This same thing happened to us last year, only they broke a window to get in. They saw our geocaching backpack in between the seats in my wife's car and broke in to steal it. Fortunately it didn't have our GPS in it, only swag, a couple travelbugs, and various TOTT. They didn't get anything of value but it still cost us a couple hundred dollars to replace the window. Stupid thieves.

Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Mick, I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Father, For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them BODIES! Love, Mick At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and local Gardai showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Father, Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do under the Circumstances.

What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture!

The easier way. My iPhone. It pulls up caches in the area, and the description is right there. If I'm in an area that has spotty cell service, I can download all of my PQ's into my iPhone and view them without a data connection. Makes it super easy!

Thanks for linking to this cache. I just read the whole thread about how this cache came to be (linked on the cache page). Interesting story!

This is brilliant. I don't know why I never thought of this. From now on all my caches will have a tip jar next to them. Locked of course so the next cacher doesn't think it's swag!

What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea? Someone who tells a stupid Irish joke.

This is my pet peeve as well. Please! Clean it out. There's no reason for trash to be in a cache. My daughters take great pride in taking all the trash out of caches we find. Our caching bag is usually well stocked with swag and if a bigger cache is nearly empty we'll leave extra stuff to help fill it up, even if our girls don't take anything. Doing our part since we cache with kids who love finding fun stuff in caches. Plus, this way we don't feel guilty if we ever find a cache on a whim and don't have our caching bag and our kids don't have anything to trade. We feel it's okay to occasionally take something without leaving something because we generally stock other people's caches. We also restock our two bigger caches at least once a month.

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter!!

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter!!

This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an Irish student who is currently working behind the bar, takes his order and notices his Irish accent. Over the course of the night, they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night, he asks her to sleep with him. Although she fancies him, she says no. He then offers to pay her 100 quid for the deed. Sinead is travelling the world, and because she is strapped for cash, she agrees. The next night, the same guy turns up, and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night, he asks her to sleep with him again for 100 quid. She figures "in for a penny - in for a pound," and as it was fantastic the night before, she goes home with him again. This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar, but this night he just orders a beer and sits in the corner. Sinead is disappointed, and figures that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits beside him. She asks him where he's from, and he says, "Cork." "Wow," she says, "Me too! - what part?" "Montenotte," he says. "Jesus, that's amazing," she says, "Which street?" To which he names the street. She is truly gobsmacked. "This is uncanny," she says, "what number?" "Number 20." "You are not going to believe this," she says, "I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know", he replied, "Your Dad gave me five hundred quid to give you!"

I agree with this statement. When I download caches into my gps, it gives me additional waypoints but doesn't say what they are for. I'd hate to have it lead me to the shooting range when I thought I was going to the parking area. Instead I'd give a description of how to get there on the cache page with a big red font that states it is directions to the shooting area and kids should be well supervised and if they don't feel comfortable at a shooting area do not go there.

Thanks for the replies so far. I have four travel bugs that we will use the numbers off of for the shirts to make them trackable. Jpbar I responded to your email.

My wife and I have been talking for awhile now about making our own trackable tee-shirts with our geocaching name on them and some Pepper people. We're looking for pepper people that look cartoony but that would be personalized for each person in the Hot Pepper Crew (Me, my wife, and our two daughters, ages 9 and 7). When I say personalized, I mean along the lines of my youngest daughter and I wear glasses, the adults would be taller than the kids, the older daughter would be taller than the younger daughter, etc. Each person would have their own pepper person on the front of their own shirt along with a trackable number. We also want a "scene" done with the four of our pepper people together geocaching that would go on the backs of all the shirts. There would be a total of 5 images that would need to be done (4 individual and 1 group). Does anyone have any suggestions of a good artist who would be able to make these for us for a reasonable price? We would need artwork only, as once that was done we would screen print our own shirts. Thanks for any help or suggestions! We're looking for something similar to this: Thanks for any help or suggestions!

Just wants to say I got my coins the other day. Fast shipping and I'm happy with the coins I got. Thanks!