For some, this will be very easy, but I will make the offer anyway:
Free signature item to the first one to identify the "b" from my screen name.
I have often teased him that I should get my own account as (his) wife, since we sign logs, etc. as b..... & wife. After all that time of teasing, I finally did it.
By the way, those who know the answer will know what the sig. item is, too. (Just in case the rest of you are wondering.)