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Johnnie Stalkers

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  1. Relationships in the work place. Never s*** up. Always S*** down.
  2. *click... hmmm... apparently nothing what's that ticking noise? . . . . .
  3. You have obviously put a lot of thought into this. Wouldn't it just be easier to adjust your fiber intake?
  4. If your speaking of the style of sandals I think you are, then yes, I have some. Bought them 2 summers ago. Basic leather sandles, but with day hiker tread on them. If memory serves correctly I paid something like 40 bucks for them. I love them. They are my summer time foot wear of choice and serve me well for caching.
  5. Good ridence! Finally we won't have to put up with his crap anymore.
  6. Boxcaching Website appears to be a joke but hey, stranger things have happened. Entertaining either way.
  7. Yep, thanks to the e-zine crew. Excellent work.
  8. Hmm Sandra Bullock. Seriously. I bought a little cell phone pouch that I thought would be perfect but tunrs out it blocked the buttons and was too tight of a fit. I'd like to have a clip like my Nextel uses. When will the GPSr manufacturers figure this out?
  9. The very first cache we found was one of CC's. Never met her (them) though. Long road to catch up.
  10. All my ex's live in Texas and thats why I hang my hat in Cincinnati.
  11. One of the first caches we found was placed by Electric Shavers. Apparently they where banned for logging fake finds.
  12. We are getting off topic here so I am going to take one more swing at making a point then I will bow out. Feel free to have the last word of this brief exchange. Umm, not any more than is needed. It isn't the 'man' that worries me. He gets his share right out of the paycheck, no need to be sneaky about it. I worry much more about the independent tax collectors who <gasp> take things that don't belong to them. (Feel free to refer to my post above for this little gem of wisdom)Again, common sense dictates that I do not have to worry about this because I'm not a drug dealer. Actually, yes. In fact I kill one every 10 days via Burmese Python. Hmmm, taste like chicken. Clearly a lot of thought went into this one. Wouldn't it be easier to just adjust your fiber intake?
  13. <Eating Popcorn> This is fun......Always atleast 1 potential ringbone lurking around out there. This guy is actually VERY well spoken and able to express complete and intelligent thoughts. Please continue.
  14. I'm not a lawyer or a cop however I feel reasonably secure that I know the laws that pertain to me. If I am going to say, drive a car; it is my responsibility to understand the laws pertaining to that particular venture. Common sense dictates that the odds of me 'unknowingly' embezzling millions of dollars while driving the car are pretty slim. Now if I happen to be working in a bank, handling lots of cash, then I guess I had better figure out what the laws are. Hmmm, 'don't take something that isn't yours' seems to cover THAT one. Rape, murder, prostitution, carjacking, jaywalking, barking, walking around with wire cutters in my pocket, driving barefoot, wearing white after Labor Day. You know I just can't think of any 'oops' didn't know THAT was illegal. Guess that was your point, right?
  15. Yea, like my clothes. Nudity. In my dream my talents aren't hidden at all. Thats the problem!
  16. I have this recurring dream that I am caching. But every time I look in the wrong place a piece of clothing disappears from my body and is relocated somewhere in the park. So instead of looking for the cache I start searching for my clothes. But again, if I look in the wrong place I lose another article of clothing. I suspect the Geocaching God is playing strip poker with me, and winning. Last night the dream was particularly scary, I had a Magellan. There was a guy in the park who followed me around laughing at me each time I lost a garment. Mister snooty pants with his "Wuhohohoho, you lost another, no?" Stupid REM.
  17. I'd hate to see the hunter who shot my dog.
  18. E-mail (all 3 accounts) is set up on Outlook Express so no need to go to those websites. It is however the 1st thing I check. GC.Com Local paper MSN Occasionally I will check TheOnion.com and TheDarkTower.net
  19. That just goes to show you that geocaching is enjoyed by people of all socio-economic levels. It's an "everyman's sport". GSPKitty I'd expect some trade ups. Took: Rolodex Left: Rolex.
  20. I don't I will ever be right again!!(not that I was all right to begin with ). Frankly, I would rather do nude log rolls all day in a field of poison oak and stinging nettles than endure that pain again! Your wife is lucky to have you, and you can tell her I said so. And I do think you deserve a staff for being so accommodating by giving up two days of caching for her. GPSKitty Some might argue that by going to the concert and not standing up for your own cache time that you are indeed in need of a 'staff'. You havn't seen my wife when it comes to Clay Aiken. Her and her merry band of twits (or Claymates as they like to be called) can make a man do about anything. She even made me tap into my new Garmin 60c fund. I ended up shelling out 50 bucks to her for a shirt, a program, and a keychain. I swear it was worse than the Jedi mind trick "These are not the droids we are looking for" But it was more like "You will give up 2 days of caching, and you will buy me Clay crap" As far as I know, no anal probes were used (But then again we are talking about a Clay Aiken concert, so anything is possible!! ) I was only teasing. Believe me I understand. I once went to a Madonna concert AND a Janet Jackson concert in the same summer because current 'GF' wanted to go. Looking back I can't imagine why. Come to think of it I am pretty sure she was drugging me throughout the relationship. Either that or some form of voodoo hocus pocus. I am feeling much better now.
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