Johnnie Stalkers
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No, I said that I have nothing to hide and that people seem to respect me. So how could I be stunod?
Ringbone?
What a minute! Are you me?
I give up.
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is much easier now, at least for me. I have nothing to hide and everyone seems to respect the difference between my volunteer work and my activities as a regular geocacher.
OMG! Your Stunod!!!!!!!!
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Google my real name and I get a ton of hits. Just because some best selling author chooses to use my REAL name as his pen name. Pretty sure I'm due a few royalty checks.
Google my cache name and I get 333. Johnnie Stalkers poops up in a few interesting places.
Google my drag queen name and....well, that is going to be a secret.
PS - I'll be autographing my book outside the Barnes and Noble on 5th and Vine from 12 to 2 today. $20 a pop, no book required.
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NIEN!
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My Hooker Locationless would have been interactive had it been approved. Darn anti-locationless approvers.
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Lost Signal
Strong Signal
Weak Signal
Mixed Signal
Crossed Signal
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.....When I made my first maintenance check, I discovered that a visitor could not figure out how to open the container, so they just tore the cover off, ruining the hinges.......
You sure that wasn't the Hamster escaping?
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What about little Signals made like the plastic smurfs of the '80s? You know, the little plastic ones. They could have a thumbs-up in one hand, a GPS in the other and a little backpack.
Then, after the first 50,000 sell out, you could also get REALLY creative and create a series of signals. Signal with an ammo box, Signal at a computer, Signal out hiking. Then there could be the bad pun series: Lost Signal, Strong Signal, Weak Signal, Scattered Signal (you get the idea).
Don't forget Mixed Signal. What tease she turned out to be.
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I had considered one of those 4 digit combination padlocks for a cache I'm working on. My idea was to make the cacher decode a clue to get the combination to open the container. Eventually decided to go another way entirely.
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Can we get Sparky-Watts antenna toppers?
Not satisfied with the wet cat now you want a wind blown wet cat? We might as well go ahead and roll the feline in mud while where at it. Then he'll look like he was caching.
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OMG ROFLMAO too funny Johnnie Stalkers
Hey I resemble, uh... resent that!
Doc and I had a little Avatar war a during Smurf day. I don't exactly remember who won, if either of us, but it was a good time. I may need to go on another Avatar rampage today.
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[snip...so I'll likely close it down by this evening.[/snip]
...or, you could always retitle it: "Abject silliness II"
BRILLIANT!
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Just heard a commercial for a certain soda company's contest. Winning cans actually contain a GPSr and a cell phone that allows the company to track down the winners. Interesting.
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When was the last time you were officially pumped?
That is the worst pick up line I have ever heard. Mind if I use it?
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........by the mob mentality here.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
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How about starting a caching service? All these cachers who are 'about the numbers'. For a small fee you sign them into the log books of each cache you visit.
Wake up and smell the coffee. There are already people that do that for relatives and/or friends for free.
hmmm coffee.
<wanders off to coffee pot with cup in hand>
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How about starting a caching service? All these cachers who are 'about the numbers'. For a small fee you sign them into the log books of each cache you visit. It's Cacher for Hire. Higher difficulties and terrains cost more. Say a dollar per star. Get 30 or forty customers and you could make a nice little living.
By the way if this lame idea works I expect 10% and free cache logging for life.
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I once chartered a member. He was slow, couldn't carry much and cost me a premium. Since then I do my own caching.
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I found this container while searching for a place to sleep in the park. Had a tough time opening the ammo box being a double amputee, but persisted because I thought there may be some food inside. Managed to only break 2 of my 5 remaining teeth in the process. Tried to replace the container in it's original position but the mace the Park Ranger sprayed me with is affecting my vision. The mace isn't all bad, atleast it distracts me from the pain of the dog bites. TFTC. Took nothing, left teeth.
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I would like to publicly declare myself as THE Official Dynamic AmmoBox Recovery Technician for Southwest Ohio.
All bow to my magnificent self importance.....And you will know my name is ODART when I lay my vengence upon the!
Lighten' up Francis.
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So many good ones.
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What's next, using Ebay to ransom TBs?
Brilliant!
Hmmm...wonder if I could hold a cacher for ransom on eBay? Hey, Johnny, wanna get kidnapped?
Sure. Sounds like a good time.
The Tao Of Approvers
in General geocaching topics
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See there is just a different purpose here for me. Your post for example PandyBat. THIS is what I see: