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Team Og Rof A Klaw

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  1. Canoe before and a gallon of poison ivy goo afterward. The person below me thinks Skin So Soft actually repels mosquitos. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  2. What's a google? The person below me takes Leatherman tools and leaves ticks. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  3. ...as the thread loses checkmarks... ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  4. Nope, that was J. Edgar Hoover. The person below me wires ammo box caches to electric deer fences. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  5. quote:I've been on hikes where I've had two or three ticks hanging on to various parts of my clothing at the end of the day, but I've never seen anything like this swarm. Has anyone else?Same thing happened to me when I was a kid. Fortunately, it's been rare so far. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  6. Likenheimer diesenthinger? Oder dattengadget? Seems to be a surplus item. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  7. My friends just call me Michiko, the Golden Toe. The person below me has read all six pages of this blather. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  8. Not only can I find my way out of a paper sack, but I actually know where Forty Fort is. The person below me writes personals ads on the Groundspeak Forums when he tries to get a datum. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  9. It kept out the riff-raff. The person below me is a pants puppet. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  10. One of the "unsung stories of the Space Age" is the stuff that gets put on spacecraft, both manned and unmanned, both with and without official sanction. There are famous things, like the Pioneer message, and obscure things like Technician X and the first man to Mars. (Sorry, no GPS coords available for either. Anyone else know of any other space caches? ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  11. Though they've belted me and flayed me, by the living God that made me, I still don't get it. The person below me doesn't know the difference between poison ivy and English ivy. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  12. I wonder what makes it possible for a new virt to be approved? You could prolly set up a virt at The Fountain of Youth or The Holy Grail and TPTB would turn it down. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  13. Homeymooners Stosh and Griselda Fortunado find the Cache of Amontillado. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  14. ...today ammoboxes, tomorrow the world! ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  15. When I get done with 'em, there is none. The person below me dreams in COBOL. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  16. And dadgum proud of it. The person below me has been experiencing a strange case of deja vu ever since someone posted a note saying: "The person below me has been experiencing a strange case of deja vu ever since someone posted a note saying: "The person below me has been experiencing a strange case of deja vu ever since someone posted a note saying: ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  17. CAPDBVCF Cache And Planet Destroyed By Vogon Constructor Fleet ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  18. Do you have any tips on how to create and launch a travel bug so that it won't disappear? ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  19. I can't get a license to carry concealed wands in this state. The person below me is hiding weapons of cache destruction. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  20. You know of a better place? The person below me doesn't know where his post is going to wind up. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  21. Not true. I can also say "hrrmpphhh", "hrrmpphh", and "eschatology". The person below me is the president of the Save the Ticks Foundation. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  22. Singing hymns and waving palm branches through all eternity is pretty when you hear about it in the pulpit, but it's as poor a way to put in valuable time as a body could contrive. In other words, you may keep the angels, I want to spend my afterlife in a Tex-Mex joint with plenty of refritos and Dos Equis. The person below me knows the difference between scatology and eschatology. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  23. What, we were supposed to open 'em? The person below me is building a travel bug torture chamber. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  24. Being a tick isn't a problem. It's an honor. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
  25. Hell no. I just throw 'em into Clarke orbit. Confuses the he!! out of the [ck]lutzes. The person below me has a Don Martin hanging in his living room. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
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