Torry

"Mary hoped to move up in the corporation and took her position at the branch office as just one step up the ladder."

"While rare among conjoined twins .... "

"When Leroy heard the boys were going to Indy to hunt up some white tail he had an entirely different game in mind."

Sheesh! I didn't mean to scare ya all away.

" ... the group's ringleaders escaped into the surrounded woods and have taunted authorities with sporadic raids for additional margarita salt, tequila and plastic spider rings..."

"Maggot collectors will go to great lengths to find rare species."

"... Rangers first named the raptor 'Hawkeye' but 'Sparky' seemed more appropriate. ..."

" ... Authorities closed down the private club citing various public health safety laws... "

" ... After a long hike through the snow we found the cache location. Rubber gloves and KY Jelly allowed us to retreive and replace the cache with minimal difficulty. ... "

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

"2qwerge's excitement at the crane's arrival quickly turned to anger when she learned of the prank."

"... Despite their attempt at disguise, authorities recognized the group from the previous encounter and immediately contacted SWAT ... "

" ... celebrating the arrival of his Viagra prescription ... "

" ... Before their margarita-induced rampage the group seemed harmless enough. Police SWAT teams were able to restore order only after a generous dose of tear-gas. ..."

"The appearance of several two-legged creatures ruined the moment leaving Nibbles frustrated and ... unsatisfied."

"John and Marsha took their security duties seriously. No one got near the Sacred TrashCan."

"When the hot dogs ran out not all were happy with the menu alternative."

"I love the TB but finding another cache big enough for it should prove difficult."

"Patrick's capacity even amazes his owner."

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GO CACHING WITHOUT A GARMIN AND EXTRA BATTERIES.

It's all about the pig. No since trying to explain it. ... and I don't look good stuck to a styrofoam panel with a giant pin through my back.

Oh my ... where to start?

Don't listen to the pig! I knew I had good reason to leave the PeeHound off my Christmas list.

Hmph. Where's the pig?