Torry

"Officer Cartwright was understandably confused when he made what he thought was a routine traffic stop."

"... The condition, while rare among conjoined twins, ... "

"When we ran out of hamburgers and hot dogs we had no choice...."

"...following recent complaints the manufacturer plans to drop the line of hormone-laced tequila... "

"Daddy was, um, going through a, uh, change ... and we weren't happy about it. ... but we still loved him."

"Companionship is hard to find in Kendallville so the locals do the best they can with what they have on hand."

"Dale learned that girls really dig the uniform and dog tag ... but being only four inches tall left him unable... "

"... She's loves her baby brother and promises to help him when he begins school..."

"Johnny made good use of his camera at the 'Adults Only' campfire. So far he has received about $30 for the photos he has published ... and over $2500 for the photos he has NOT published."

"Area 51 was a blast! Thank goodness we had a designated driver!"

"Gary is enjoying his reign as the world's fastest graffitti artist from the comfort of the Marion County Jail."

Well ... if nobody else is gonna join in....

"...following recent complaints the manufacturer plans to drop the line of hormone-laced tequila... "

"Wayne was always an over-acheiver. When he learned his neighbor had had his baby's shoes bronzed ... "

" ... A very creative hide! The male members of our group really enjoyed it. For the female members it seemed to bring back many bad memories."

"The hike lasted long past the dinner hour which was most unfortunate for one of the weaker members of the group."

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU SHOULD SHOWER AFTER SWIMMING

"While the diet seemed to be working the high fiber content was taking its toll."

"Little suspecting what awaited them, the children seemed to enjoy their captivity."

"Finding no bats in the belfry the villagers began to wonder about the origin of that popular phrase."

Just kidding about the potato salad, Bret.

Geez. I'm sorry. Y'all can have your thread back. Honest.

Okay. I'm done for now. We return you now to our regularly scheduled thread.

"Turn-out for the event dropped sharply after it was announced that Cybret was bringing his 'Sun-baked Potato Salad Special.'"

"Doug remembered the fishing poles, tackle boxes and bait. Sadly, he forgot the boat."