Jack -O'Lantern
The jack -o'lantern chuckled
Then winked his funny eye,
"I would rather be a pumpkin-face
Than be inside a pie!"
Jolly wolly pumpkin face
You're happy tell us why.
I'd rather be a pumpkin face
And not a pumpkin pie!
We have this one on the bullentine board at school.
<edit for grammar just cause I work at a school doesnt mean I can spell>