I'd say that you are going to be sorely disappointed. Caching is about finding caches, not candy.
Personally I think it's kind of rude to say that a cache doesn't have class because you don't like the swag.
Is that the measure of a good cache? I think not.
Half the treasure is the hunt, half the treasure is the find. SWAG is secondary.
GIRAPHSTAFF,
Stocking a cache with nice items is a great replication of the Trajedy of the commons. If you think you can control finders with strict trade rules, i've got some ocean front property in Montana to sell you. A good portion of cachers today can't be bothered with reading the cache page narrative. They ignore posted hours, they ignore requirements, and they don't care about trading fairly.
Go ahead and stock your first cache with nice items, add all the rules you want, then report back to this thread in six months. Be sure to take a before and after six month picture, for everyone to see. I'd love for you to prove us wrong.
Oh and you aren't the first.
Please More Adult Items In Cache
Swag Items
Most valuable...
How much taller did you just stand?