Dear Dark Knight,
I know you are busy, but I really NEEEED your help, my owner has gone mad over you, and she is holding me hostage in this costume "I think she is substituting me for you" don't tell her I told you that !!
Please help this crazy 'ol lady, so she will release me, all my friends are laughing at me everyday
Your friend,
Pugsy ( well now she calls me Robin) oh dear lord