puppymonster
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The thing was they didn't really say why I didn't qualify
Do you have a Puppy?
If so, does your Puppy wear sunglasses?
If you answer "No" to either of these, you are disqualified.
The real reason Dallas is falling behind is because almost all the listed Reviewers are really just sock puppets of the notorious Puppy Monster.
He is a very busy Puppy.
Rumor has it, if you send him some Milk Bone treats, he'll expedite things for you.
Not completely true. I don't always wear sunglasses.
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This has only been one Platinum Member.
That would be me, the puppymonster.
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I am working on a very special geocache series that will go along with some guerrilla art that Ive done around my city. It has been very well recieved and even made the local news once but it is completely anonymous. Im hoping to keep that anonymity up especially with my caching friends but If they see it as a cahce by me then I will be linked to it. So is it EVER okay to have a sock puppet account (for example if your local reviewer knows its you) or wilI have to give up the idea or give up my identity?
As Keystone said, maintain communication with your local reviewer. As for your plan, it seems a bit short lived to open a new account just for a cache series. I wouldn't make it a habit.
Making a sock puppet account to hide a series is going to be a problem, I can tell you. Invariably, issues are not dealt with since you are not using your main account. The caches tend to be ignored and eventually get archived for lack of attention because you ignore the account. I've seen it happen more than once. While it seems like a fun idea, it seems to always lead to disaster in the long run.
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I am sure there is a post on this already, but I did a search and came up with nothing. How would I go about applying to be a cache reviewer for my area?
You need to send your very large check to Groundspeak headquarters with your request for an application. Once your application is received and your check clears you then must pass a very rigorous interview with Keystone and Mtn-man. I would suggest bringing a supply of very high quality dog biscuits to the mtn-man interview. If you pass this stage you then must pass the interview at headquarters and have a very complete background check. For more information on the process, see this article.
This information is outdated. Send all application processing fees to my home address. I will make sure that your application gets due consideration. Thank you.
Shows how little you know. jholly is obviously much more up to speed on the importance of milkbones.
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Only the dogs can handle it over time.
Dogs make the best reviewers.
Exactly.
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Actually, I love some cats and enjoys eating cat treats almost as much as milkbones. Cat treats are so small that I don't really taste them. I'll still eat them! I have had as many as four cat pals at once but now only have two. The latest, Bobo, is a killer attack kitty and plays outside with me all the time. He jumps out at me from the bushes and attacks me. We chase each other from time to time. He is so funny.
The lists of reviewers are interesting, but all reviewers are mtn-man... and mtn-man is really me.
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beckerbuns is a pal of the puppymonster. I would never get in her way.
/me waves at BB
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None of these claims really matter, of course.
I was never consulted and have yet to see any milkbones from any of the so called "contenders".
Wannabe's I tell ya. Wannabe's. The fact that I have not been consulted shows their lack of knowledge of how the geocaching system actually works.
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Chocolate is the bribe of choice for Groundspeak Lackeys, not Volunteer Cache Reviewers.
Because of the substandard wages we receive, many Reviewers prefer cash via PayPal, as Moose Mob has already pointed out so helpfully.
Of course, many reviewers are actually dogs. You should get to know your reviewer and then select the appropriate human or canine bribe.
Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Where do I send the pigs ears and beggin' strips?
Silly humans. No pig ears and no beggin' strips. We don't eat them out of respect for one of our friends.
jholly, you da'... alien.
Mmmmm... milkbones.
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Oh, I have a pet kitty. He doesn't geocache much yet. He is still a kitty.
Bobo. I'm training him.
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__________ Otis
Otis has pretty good handwriting.
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I believe that might refer to mtn-man's sock puppet puppy account!
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Milkbones make the world go round, that's what I always say.
Milkbone happy!
OK, I'm just kidding. Moderator humor is so dry at times. Check my signature line out. Long running forum joke.
It's a joke man!
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We may even get that 4 legged mutt posting in here on occasion!
So thanks again!
Woof! (pant pant pant pant pant) -
Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.
We are just dogs. Dogs are cute and cuddly.
I *will* be happy to give your pants leg and shoes my one-legged salute though.
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You're cute. Are you seeing anyone? Do you like Jack Russells?
Sorry Patrick. I know it is hard to tell from photos (guys and gals sometimes just look alike these days), but I am a dude and I am straight.
Flattery can get your cache that is too close to another one published though, so call me. Maybe we can hang out and cruise the local park for babes.
Somehow I think this comment was aimed at your DOG and not so much at YOU.
Um, if you look at my profile, you will see that I *am* a dog.
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Where's your dog..???
I was wondering the same thing. Who let a human in!
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Hanging with my pal Bubba.
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You're cute. Are you seeing anyone? Do you like Jack Russells?
Sorry Patrick. I know it is hard to tell from photos (guys and gals sometimes just look alike these days), but I am a dude and I am straight.
Flattery can get your cache that is too close to another one published though, so call me. Maybe we can hang out and cruise the local park for babes.
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For what it's worth, he was also the first "Platinum Member". That's another story though.
And if he tells it, he knows I will bite him.
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They sent me treats!
Woof! 
Need More reviewers
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Yep. And in true fashion where reviewers and moderators have real lives and like to go out and play too, mtn-man took me out for some more snow play today. Got to love having snow on the ground in Georgia for almost a week now! Boy did we have fun.